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Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

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I missed nothin, but interpreted it as sarcasm.
If it wwasn't meant that wway, then wwe can just pretend I didn't respond to it an movve on.
It seems to me this wwhole place is full a heretics, I'd lost hope a meetin' anyone wwith proper vvalues around here.

It's not a matter a gossip, it's a matter a me bein' neww here an tryin' to grasp the wweb a alliances that already exist here.

D --> I would never, sir
D --> I know my place

[Which is apparently on highground where he can hide perfectly in the shadows, his uncanny ability to hide on full, and with a very good view of a certain seadweller...]

D --> Well
D --> You know how fickle children of their age can be
D --> Their relationships are always changing
D --> It can be hard to say at times
D --> If I may make a suggestion?
D --> The children in general are hardly worth your time despite their boasting
D --> If they are truly a bother, I will take care of them

[By which he means a slap on the wrist and a scolding. But without context? It sounds rather threatening.]

At least someone around here, does.
I'm in the Ordo neighbourhood, hivve one.
Come.

I havve no interest in the children except wwhat they may be learnin from certain inappropriate influences.
They're too easy to mould at that age, an I'm concerned about the future of our race.
Wwouldn't you agree, that's an important thing to be thinkin about?

[Uh, excuse you?]

D --> May I ask why?

D --> Of course
D --> However
D --> I would like to remind you that as our descendents
D --> Their way of thinking is already greatly different than our own
D --> For example
D --> Adults do not live on Alternia in the time they are from

I shouldn't havve to explain it to you.
But it's simply because there are some things I wwant to discuss wwith you and not havve it be splashed across the netwwork.

Wwhat? Wwhy not?

[Hm. How unfortunate. He'd rather not deal with any seadweller trash if he can help it today. But it appears to be inevitable.]

D --> I see
D --> Very well

D --> Her Imperious Condescension wished it to be so

Good.
See you soon.

Yes, but wwhy?

[He's in his sitting room in the apartment. It's a bit small for his tastes, and he has to dechlorinate the spa in the basement before he can use it - gill rot is no joke - but overall it pleases him, under the circumstances.

He'll probably keep you waiting a bit Darkleer, because he'll forget there aren't any drones to open the door when you knock.]

D --> There was a rebellion
D --> A second one of its size and impact

And because of a rebellion, She removved all adults from Alternia?

D --> Correct

[He doesn't respond, but thinks about that as he waits for the engineer to arrive]

[It doesn't take long. Darkleer knows better than to keep the seadweller waiting. Soon enough, there's a heavy knock on the door. Just one- Darkleer doesn't want to break the thing down, even if he is being careful as usual.]

[There's a rather long pause before Dualscar recalls that no one will answer the door if he doesn't do it. He gets up and strides to the door, and pulls it open.

And blinks. Then snarls.]

You.

[Darkleer doesn't smirk, or snarl back, or any such thing. Perfectly emotionless, that's him.]

[Even his voice is perfectly submissive and polite.]

[But for some reason... There's still something impossibly subtle that seems to imply a nice hearty fuck you.]

Sir.

[He's honestly not sure how to handle this. He knows the face of this troll from sweeps ago, the Executioner who allowed traitors to escape and was banished for it. He had thought the blue blood was an ally and invited him to his new home, but now he's here, and it's not at all what he thought.

He grits his teeth, but steps back, inviting the troll in with a curt gesture.]

I wwasn't expecting you. You'vve been wworking on the Helmsman?

Of course. As the highest blooded adult troll that was in Vatheon at the time, I was also the first to contact him and take him in. No one else was or is qualified to deal with such sensitive equipment, nor do they possess the proper blood color.

[Stepping inside, he bows his head just slightly towards Dualscar. Ever polite and obedient; he's hard sweeps to practice this game.]

I assume that you have no objections in consideration of these facts?

[Well, despite his history, the Expatriote is saying all the right things and doing them, as well. Dualscar watches him closely, but leads him back towards the sitting area.]

I havve no objections. Wwe must do wwhat wwe must wwith the resources wwe havve. These are strange times.

[He sits down in the big leather armchair, leaving the sofa for the blueblood.]

I'll be havving it come to me on a daily basis to do some wwork for me. I presume it is wwell enough for that. [His tone is flat. If the Expatriot has a problem with it, he'd better have a good, technical justification]

I believe you have not yet seen how strange it can become, Commander.

[Darkleer follows, but he does not sit. Instead, he stands at attention like any soldier, looking down at the other.]

Well, I would have to know what work you have in mind before I can truly say, sir. Recently, there have been quite a string of incidents which have caused some technical concerns.

Just a little light hivvewwork, nothin' strenuous. I notice it can't wwalk, wwhich I assume is on account a the time it's spent in the console. But its psychic abilities make up for it.

[He gives a shrug, as if you say 'you can't expect me to do that kind of thing myself. Do YOU want to do it? Because I can arrange that'.]

Wwhat incidents?

[...Excuse you.]

I apologize, but are you quite sincere in that you wish to use a first-class Helmsman chosen by none other than Her Imperious Condescension herself for your personal household chores?

[Wow, that... really quite angers him! Particularly as he knows the lower troll would not be able to resist even the most ridiculous of requests from a troll of this bloodcolor. Fortunately, Darkleer keeps his voice level, if not extremely incredulous.]

[This also means he is totally ignoring that other question.]

Chosen by Her Imperious Condescension herself, an trained an broken by me. An givven there aren't any drones here, an it's a provven heretic wwith a rebellious past, currently continuin' to livve wwith the Signless himself, it seems to me that keepin the Helmsman in the habit a obeyin' highbloods is a wworthy goal.

If you'vve got another suggestion for someone wwho wwould be more appropriate, I'm listenin'.

[He is smirking, Expatriot. And he has noticed both the incredulity, and the lapse it caused.]

Noww, answwer my question.

As a matter of fact, I do.

[Exasperated!]

It's called a robot and I am quite capable of constructing one for you within the day. Whether or not you had a hand in ensuring the Helmsman's disobedience, a robotic construct would be considerably more suited for such mundane tasks. Honestly, what would the Condesce think...

[Yes, he went there. Sighing, he gets to the final point.]

Has anyone told you of the experiments- also referred to as 'curses'- that are done here?

[He nods, suppressing his surprise at the offer. The jab about the Condesce makes him roll his eyes.] Vvery wwell, then get me one a those. It'll wwork better in the long run.

But I'll still be requirin' it to report in to me. I wwant to monitor it, givven its close association wwith the Signless. [You don't have a problem with that, do you Darkleer? No? Good]

People havve mentioned the curses, but havven't gone into detail.

[This works excellently to Darkleer's benefit as well. Not only will the Helmsman be free of such trivial servitude, but one of Darkleer's own creations will be able to keep an eye on Dualscar.]

[Oh, highblood politics.]

That has already been done, sir. All Alternian rebels have been watched closely. [Not that it's hard, considering that they won't stop pestering him...]

As for the curses... [A breath.] On occasion, this place has been known to make strange events occur. They are temporary, lasting only for a week or two, and are preceded by the coral in the plaza and tattoos on all of us glowing. There is no way to predict what will occur. I believe I heard one week saw the individuals of this place changing race and their abilities.

The most recent experiment forced individuals to confess secrets- or occasionally false ones. Considering the Helmsman knows classified information, this distressed him considerably and has caused havoc for his programming. I have been meeting with him regularly to address this.

[His eyes narrow a bit] So you say, Expatriate. Excuse me if I perform my owwn survveillance, givven your track record wwhen it comes to those exact rebels is not exactly unblemished.

[His eyes widen a little at this explanation] And wwe havve no idea wwhy this occurs or howw to stop it?

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