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Orphaner Dualscar (♒) The Scourge of the High Seas ([personal profile] devwocean) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-01-22 08:05 pm

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Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.


[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]
aim_exorable: (attention ♐ I need your discipline)

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[personal profile] aim_exorable 2012-01-24 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[It doesn't take long. Darkleer knows better than to keep the seadweller waiting. Soon enough, there's a heavy knock on the door. Just one- Darkleer doesn't want to break the thing down, even if he is being careful as usual.]
aim_exorable: (snipe ♐ I need my role in this)

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[personal profile] aim_exorable 2012-01-24 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Darkleer doesn't smirk, or snarl back, or any such thing. Perfectly emotionless, that's him.]

[Even his voice is perfectly submissive and polite.]

[But for some reason... There's still something impossibly subtle that seems to imply a nice hearty fuck you.]


Sir.
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[personal profile] aim_exorable 2012-01-25 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. As the highest blooded adult troll that was in Vatheon at the time, I was also the first to contact him and take him in. No one else was or is qualified to deal with such sensitive equipment, nor do they possess the proper blood color.

[Stepping inside, he bows his head just slightly towards Dualscar. Ever polite and obedient; he's hard sweeps to practice this game.]

I assume that you have no objections in consideration of these facts?
aim_exorable: (snipe ♐ I need my role in this)

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[personal profile] aim_exorable 2012-01-25 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
I believe you have not yet seen how strange it can become, Commander.

[Darkleer follows, but he does not sit. Instead, he stands at attention like any soldier, looking down at the other.]

Well, I would have to know what work you have in mind before I can truly say, sir. Recently, there have been quite a string of incidents which have caused some technical concerns.
aim_exorable: (you're short ♐ I need your discipline)

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[personal profile] aim_exorable 2012-01-25 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[...Excuse you.]

I apologize, but are you quite sincere in that you wish to use a first-class Helmsman chosen by none other than Her Imperious Condescension herself for your personal household chores?

[Wow, that... really quite angers him! Particularly as he knows the lower troll would not be able to resist even the most ridiculous of requests from a troll of this bloodcolor. Fortunately, Darkleer keeps his voice level, if not extremely incredulous.]

[This also means he is totally ignoring that other question.]
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[personal profile] aim_exorable 2012-01-25 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
As a matter of fact, I do.

[Exasperated!]

It's called a robot and I am quite capable of constructing one for you within the day. Whether or not you had a hand in ensuring the Helmsman's disobedience, a robotic construct would be considerably more suited for such mundane tasks. Honestly, what would the Condesce think...

[Yes, he went there. Sighing, he gets to the final point.]

Has anyone told you of the experiments- also referred to as 'curses'- that are done here?
aim_exorable: (expatriate ♐ Shadows all around you)

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[personal profile] aim_exorable 2012-01-25 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[This works excellently to Darkleer's benefit as well. Not only will the Helmsman be free of such trivial servitude, but one of Darkleer's own creations will be able to keep an eye on Dualscar.]

[Oh, highblood politics.]


That has already been done, sir. All Alternian rebels have been watched closely. [Not that it's hard, considering that they won't stop pestering him...]

As for the curses... [A breath.] On occasion, this place has been known to make strange events occur. They are temporary, lasting only for a week or two, and are preceded by the coral in the plaza and tattoos on all of us glowing. There is no way to predict what will occur. I believe I heard one week saw the individuals of this place changing race and their abilities.

The most recent experiment forced individuals to confess secrets- or occasionally false ones. Considering the Helmsman knows classified information, this distressed him considerably and has caused havoc for his programming. I have been meeting with him regularly to address this.
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[personal profile] aim_exorable 2012-01-25 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Darkleer's jaw tightens at that.]

One mistake in that entire campaign, and only after I had accomplished the chosen task of executing the Signless. I am well aware of what I am doing.

And no. [He shrugs.] There have been individuals here for two years who have still not been able to discover the cause.
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[personal profile] aim_exorable 2012-01-25 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[It takes work to keep his mouth shut like that, but work is what he is used to. Darkleer simply gives a stiff nod.]

[Anything else he needs to know? Well, for Darkleer's purposes...]


I believe not, Commander, save that I will have the mechanical servant sent to you in the next day.
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[personal profile] aim_exorable 2012-01-26 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Understood perfectly, sir.

[So the bare minimum, then.]

Is there anything else you want, sir, or is that all?
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[personal profile] aim_exorable 2012-01-26 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, sir.

[As he turns to leave, Darkleer feels a sense of smug satisfaction rise inside him.]

[This meeting could not have gone any better.]