Orphaner Dualscar (♒) The Scourge of the High Seas (
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caughtinanetwork2012-01-22 08:05 pm
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Attention citizens.
You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.
In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.
I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.
One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.
[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]
You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.
In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.
I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.
One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.
[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]
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And blinks. Then snarls.]
You.
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[Even his voice is perfectly submissive and polite.]
[But for some reason... There's still something impossibly subtle that seems to imply a nice hearty fuck you.]
Sir.
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He grits his teeth, but steps back, inviting the troll in with a curt gesture.]
I wwasn't expecting you. You'vve been wworking on the Helmsman?
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[Stepping inside, he bows his head just slightly towards Dualscar. Ever polite and obedient; he's hard sweeps to practice this game.]
I assume that you have no objections in consideration of these facts?
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I havve no objections. Wwe must do wwhat wwe must wwith the resources wwe havve. These are strange times.
[He sits down in the big leather armchair, leaving the sofa for the blueblood.]
I'll be havving it come to me on a daily basis to do some wwork for me. I presume it is wwell enough for that. [His tone is flat. If the Expatriot has a problem with it, he'd better have a good, technical justification]
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[Darkleer follows, but he does not sit. Instead, he stands at attention like any soldier, looking down at the other.]
Well, I would have to know what work you have in mind before I can truly say, sir. Recently, there have been quite a string of incidents which have caused some technical concerns.
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[He gives a shrug, as if you say 'you can't expect me to do that kind of thing myself. Do YOU want to do it? Because I can arrange that'.]
Wwhat incidents?
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I apologize, but are you quite sincere in that you wish to use a first-class Helmsman chosen by none other than Her Imperious Condescension herself for your personal household chores?
[Wow, that... really quite angers him! Particularly as he knows the lower troll would not be able to resist even the most ridiculous of requests from a troll of this bloodcolor. Fortunately, Darkleer keeps his voice level, if not extremely incredulous.]
[This also means he is totally ignoring that other question.]
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If you'vve got another suggestion for someone wwho wwould be more appropriate, I'm listenin'.
[He is smirking, Expatriot. And he has noticed both the incredulity, and the lapse it caused.]
Noww, answwer my question.
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[Exasperated!]
It's called a robot and I am quite capable of constructing one for you within the day. Whether or not you had a hand in ensuring the Helmsman's disobedience, a robotic construct would be considerably more suited for such mundane tasks. Honestly, what would the Condesce think...
[Yes, he went there. Sighing, he gets to the final point.]
Has anyone told you of the experiments- also referred to as 'curses'- that are done here?
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But I'll still be requirin' it to report in to me. I wwant to monitor it, givven its close association wwith the Signless. [You don't have a problem with that, do you Darkleer? No? Good]
People havve mentioned the curses, but havven't gone into detail.
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[Oh, highblood politics.]
That has already been done, sir. All Alternian rebels have been watched closely. [Not that it's hard, considering that they won't stop pestering him...]
As for the curses... [A breath.] On occasion, this place has been known to make strange events occur. They are temporary, lasting only for a week or two, and are preceded by the coral in the plaza and tattoos on all of us glowing. There is no way to predict what will occur. I believe I heard one week saw the individuals of this place changing race and their abilities.
The most recent experiment forced individuals to confess secrets- or occasionally false ones. Considering the Helmsman knows classified information, this distressed him considerably and has caused havoc for his programming. I have been meeting with him regularly to address this.
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[His eyes widen a little at this explanation] And wwe havve no idea wwhy this occurs or howw to stop it?
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One mistake in that entire campaign, and only after I had accomplished the chosen task of executing the Signless. I am well aware of what I am doing.
And no. [He shrugs.] There have been individuals here for two years who have still not been able to discover the cause.
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[He nods] Wwe'll havve to keep tryin, then. Anythin' else I need to knoww?
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[Anything else he needs to know? Well, for Darkleer's purposes...]
I believe not, Commander, save that I will have the mechanical servant sent to you in the next day.
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[So the bare minimum, then.]
Is there anything else you want, sir, or is that all?
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No, that wwill be all for now. You're dismissed.
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[As he turns to leave, Darkleer feels a sense of smug satisfaction rise inside him.]
[This meeting could not have gone any better.]