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[devwocean]

Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

Comments

[Action]

[devwocean]

[He inclines his head] Vvery good, then. I expect you to report to me anythin a note that you think I'd wwant to knoww, understood?

[Action]

[aim_exorable]

Understood perfectly, sir.

[So the bare minimum, then.]

Is there anything else you want, sir, or is that all?

Re: [Action]

[devwocean]

[Sigh, his life is so hard. He flicks a hand]

No, that wwill be all for now. You're dismissed.

[Action]

[aim_exorable]

Thank you, sir.

[As he turns to leave, Darkleer feels a sense of smug satisfaction rise inside him.]

[This meeting could not have gone any better.]