[Text]

[devwocean]

Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

Comments

[voice]

[devwocean]

Then you wwere mistaken.

[Voice]

[hecklinghare]

Hmm.

Nope, don't think so. I mean, I ain't even sure if you loirned the right stuff.

[Voice]

[devwocean]

Then please, enlighten me. Wwhat havve I missed?

[Voice]

[hecklinghare]

Like I said, doc. I don't know what you know so I can't say what I know to fix it, ya know?

[Blah...tongue twisters were Fogrhorn's racket not his but...oh well. He could handle them.]

[Voice]

[devwocean]

It's not hard to see wwhat people havve said. Anywway, you're obvviously not a troll, so I see little use in wwhat you havve to say.

Re: [Voice]

[hecklinghare]

...

Alrigh' kid, I'll bite. What's a troll?

[Voice]

[devwocean]

I'm a troll, and there appear to be many others in the city.
Wwe havve horns an grey skin. The best of us, like myself, are aquatic and havve fins on our faces.
Wwe are a race a vviolent an intelligent, technologically advvanced beings wwho havve conquered the univverse.
And wwhat are you?

[Video]

[hecklinghare]

[Have a bunny leaning forward and smirking at you.]

I am a rabbit.

[He stares ahead for a moment before leaning back from the camera; close up's weren't a favorite of his.]

You wouldn't happen to have a Q-36 Explosive et cetera et cetera, would ya?

[Video]

[devwocean]

If you say so. You look like a talkin' hopbeast to me.

I don't.