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[devwocean]

Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

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[devwocean]

I kneww it.
I KNEWW IT.
Don't wworry, Spinneret, wwe'll be together again soon.
Once I'vve settled myself, you can come to me, and wwe'll havve the most glorious duel.
Unless you wwant to help me settle in.

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[sp8der8itch]

Mmmmmmm that is a difficult decision.
No, inform me when you are ready.
I'll 8e sure to fit it into my schedule. :::;)

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[devwocean]

I wwill, you can count on that.
Or perhaps I wwon't wwarn you first.

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[sp8der8itch]

[A bit of a gulp there.]

Oh????????
Mr. Dualscar, are you implying that you plan to just show up unannounced?

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[devwocean]

Wwhat's to stop me?
You're mine, after all.

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[sp8der8itch]

Wellllllll, I guess the chase is on.
Good luck trying to find me gru8.