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[devwocean]

Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

Comments

[withoutasign]

THEY WEREN'T MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS ALONE.
THEY WERE THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF A GROUP, WORKING TOGETHER TOWARDS A COMMON GOAL.
AND I DON'T WANT CHAOS.
I WANT PEACE.
PEACE AND EQUALITY, WHICH SHOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR.

I KNOW THAT ALTERNIA NO LONGER EXISTS.
SO WHAT IS THE POINT OF CLINGING TO ITS LAWS AND STRUCTURES ANY LONGER?
WHY DO WE NEED TO KEEP FIGHTING?

[devwocean]

And you're okay wwith that?
Oh great, the wworld has ended, let's just sit around an enjoy this neww city full a aliens wwho don't answwer questions.
You're content to make this place our home an create this paradise a equality that'll last until the most long-livved of us perish.
Wwho wwould be me an Eridan Ampora last I checked.

[withoutasign]

[... oh.]

IS THAT YOUR CONCERN?
THAT YOU AND ERIDAN WOULD BE LEFT BEHIND?

I'M SORRY.
THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I CAN CHANGE.

[devwocean]

[Wait, what?]

For fuck's sake.
No, that's not my concern.
My concern is the end of our race as a WWHOLE.
Fucking short-sighted peace-lovvin' freaks.
I givve up right noww.
Annoy me more tomorroww.

[withoutasign]

ALL RIGHT.
PSII TELLS ME HE'S HELPING YOU GET SETTLED?
MAYBE I'LL ACCOMPANY HIM TOMORROW AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE GETTING EVERYTHING SITUATED PROPERLY.

[If Dualscar doesn't put a stop to this immediately, he will actually do just that.]

[devwocean]

Wwhat? No.
You are not wwelcome at my hivve.

[withoutasign]

THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.
OH, WELL.
GOOD LUCK GETTING SETTLED IN, EITHER WAY.

[devwocean]

Wwhy wwould you evven WWANT to come?
Do you really think it wwould end in any outcome other than vviolence?

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[withoutasign]

I'D HOPE IT WOULDN'T.
SURELY YOU'VE HAD TROLLS IN YOUR HIVE BEFORE AND NOT HAD IT END IN VIOLENCE?

[devwocean]

Of course I havve.
You receivved your friend back safe an sound today, didn't you?
Wwell, fine.
If you wwant to, then come.
But I wwill not be vvarying my plans for tomorroww.
If they upset you, it's not my problem.

[withoutasign]

THAT'S TRUE.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.