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Orphaner Dualscar (♒) The Scourge of the High Seas ([personal profile] devwocean) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-01-22 08:05 pm

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Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.


[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]
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[personal profile] 0_0 2012-01-24 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh gross don't tell me about your love life I don't want to know that.]

its not going to stop me from being concerned about you
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[personal profile] p2iioniicii2t 2012-01-24 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That was def not 'love life,' sweetie. Sob. ]

Chiild, II wiill not 2u2taiin any 2eriiou2 damage.
II promii2e thii2.
He wiill not harm me iin any way II cannot adju2t two.
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[personal profile] 0_0 2012-01-24 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[don't tell me about your hate life either. 8(]

i do trust your words




but i still cant help myself but be a little bit worried