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[devwocean]

Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

Comments

Text; I'm not guilty

[devwocean]

I'm Orphaner Dualscar, as I fuckin said before.
So you're not a troll.

Text; yes you are super guilty

[knightime]

yeah i got that the first time
im obviously a troll
delicious fucking candy corn horns
obnoxious text
the whole shebang

[Dave. Stop it.]

Text; I don't feel bad

[devwocean]

Wwhat the fuck are you talkin about.
If you're a troll then you're a mutant like the Signless.
So givve me a fuckin straight answwer.

Text; wow rude

[knightime]

[Well, he can't say that red eyes is exactly the norm back at home either.]

surprise
red text doesnt mean jack shit to me
if i wanted to use a different color i would
i just have a relatively strong like towards this shade of red
whatre you gonna do about it???

Text; What did you expect?

[devwocean]

Nothing.
The obnoxious choices aliens make are meaningless to me.
Evven if they showw an abundance a bad taste, it's nothin but wwhat wwould be expected.

Text; idk honestly

[knightime]

your spectrum bullshit
is stupid anyways
and it makes no shit honestly
but you trolls make shit fucking no sense usually
so this isnt a surprise

Text;

[devwocean]

It only makes no sense to you because you're physically incapable a comprehending it.
No offence.
I expect no more or less from a member of an inferior species.

Text;

[knightime]

theres a lot of things i could say about that
but i wont
since that requires talking about a session
that is none of your fucking business

Text;

[devwocean]

A session of wwhat?

Text;

[knightime]

a session of none of your fucking business

Text;

[devwocean]

I'll find out, you knoww.
If it's of any importance.

Re: Text;

[knightime]

honestly
i doubt its important to you
if you arent part of that shit
i dont see why knowing about it will help any

Text;

[devwocean]

Then wwhy hide it from me?

Text;

[knightime]

because it aint your fucking business
i think ive said this before already

Text;

[devwocean]

So wwhat?
You can't mention something an then say it's 'none a my business' and then expect me not to be curious.

Text;

[knightime]

cant help myself
i just love dangling shit in front of people
then denying them of it
its like a fucking drug to me
doing this shit to people then watching them want more and they cant get more

Text;

[devwocean]

Hmph
Wwell, I wwon't be entertainin you any longer on that score.
But don't think I wwon't find out, sooner or later.

Text;

[knightime]

whatever
go delight yourself in being informed by someone else then
since it isnt going to be coming from me