Orphaner Dualscar (♒) The Scourge of the High Seas (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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caughtinanetwork2012-01-22 08:05 pm
devwocean) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-01-22 08:05 pm
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Attention citizens.
You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.
In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.
I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.
One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.
[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]
You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.
In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.
I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.
One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.
[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]
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Wellllllll Mr. Dualscar you are veeeeeeeery welcome here.
Let me say it is an honor to have one such as you here.
Considering the other dum8 losers present.
I also h8 to inform you that this place, is unesc8able.
We are all stuck here.
Oh shit
Wwhen did you get here?
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[Wait a second.]
[Lurking this now.]
>:::;3
I wasn't 8eing that.
Sheeeeeeeese who do you take me for?
Don't answer that.
8ack to 8ussisness.
I got here loooooooong ago.
This place is called Vatheon, 8ut you already know that 8y now.
my kingdom for an edit button
I saww you not more than
[LOCKED]
It wwas only a feww wweeks ago, you an that filthy slavve on my ship or don't you remember.
It's all good. [Locked] So sorry summoner.
Seemed like only yesterday.
Shall we relive that memory Dualscar????????
What a lovely and luscious slave that she was.
Simple perfection as perfect as a slave can 8e.
[Locked]
It doesn't bother me.
You'll need to be findin yourself a new kismesis, Spinneret, regardless of us both showwin up here.
I'vve tired a you.
[Locked]
I dou8t you will 8e a8le to find someone who is measures up to the h8 you hold for me.
It's merely a game for us.
You are simply a mere pawn in the scheme of things.
I've used you to my advantage and I'll admit you were fun, while you lasted.
8ut you have grown to 8e nothing more then a 8ore.
I guess I have grown tired of you.
[Locked]
You can't dump me, wwhen I'vve already dumped you!
Fine.
Go pail your wwhore, she's more about your speed.
Assumin she's here wwith you.
Wwhich is probably not true, since she's already dead, or so I hear.
[Locked]
8ut do not fret Dualscar, you will not 8e a8le to get rid of me so easily.
The Great Pir8 Mindfang, is not easily detoured!!!!!!!!
You are still a prize won and I intend to keep it as such.
[Locked]
You're just wwillin to let me slip through your clawws.
Don't try to pretend otherwwise.
[Locked]
That is not the issue here, in fact there never was an issue.
You have 8een played and served your purpose as my kismesis, thus 8eing a pr8ze I had one.
8ut I will not let you just w8lk away without forg8ting me and throwing me as8de.
No, this is not the l8st you h8ve seen of m8.
Re: [Locked]
It's not like you to beg, Spinneret.
[Locked]
I'm not 8egging!
[Locked]
Sounds like beggin to me.
[Locked]
[Locked]
You're not usually so easy to rile.
I think you do miss me.
[Locked]
:::;)
Alright.
You caught me.
It has 8een some time since our last encounter from my stand point.
My h8 has 8een 8urning.
[Locked]
I KNEWW IT.
Don't wworry, Spinneret, wwe'll be together again soon.
Once I'vve settled myself, you can come to me, and wwe'll havve the most glorious duel.
Unless you wwant to help me settle in.
[Locked]
No, inform me when you are ready.
I'll 8e sure to fit it into my schedule. :::;)
[Locked]
Or perhaps I wwon't wwarn you first.
[Locked]
Oh????????
Mr. Dualscar, are you implying that you plan to just show up unannounced?
[Locked]
You're mine, after all.
[Locked]
Good luck trying to find me gru8.