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Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

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You think so, and perhaps that's true.
But I wwonder.
People are not so selfless, in my experience. They'll avvenge you, an then squabble to take your place.
But maybe that's not a problem here, wwhere death is apparently impermanent.

THERE IS ONLY ONE TROLL FIT TO TAKE MY PLACE
AND I FIRMLY EXPECT THAT THEY WOULD DEFER TO THEM.
BEING AS I'M THE ONE WHO'S LED THEM, NOT YOU, DON'T YOU PRESUME TO TELL ME HOW MY OWN TEAM WOULD ACT, EITHER.

I'll admit that I don't knoww your people wwell.
But I knoww troll nature.
If you wwant to be naivve, that's your prerogativve, of course.
I'll be there to take your place wwhen you learn otherwwise, wwhelp.
There are already those amongst your people wwho havve provven useful to me, wwho wwill followw me.
You don't wwant me for an enemy, Karkat Vvantas.

[Who the hell told him--]

NICE TRY, GUESS AGAIN.
TROLL NATURE IS NOT AS FUCKING SIMPLE AS YOU WANT TO MAKE IT OUT TO BE.
THEY CAN LEARN
THEY HAVE LEARNED
AND MY TEAM WILL STAY MY TEAM.

[He sure as fuck hopes some will, because fuck, is that a worrying prospect.]

[Haha, the seed of doubt is planted. JUST AS PLANNED]

Yes, they can be twwisted an led, especially wwhen you offer them dreams an puffery that appeals to them.
You lowwbloods.
It's alwways the same.
You're jealous a our superiority, so you'll believve any desperate mutant or upstart wwho sells you a bill a goods an promises salvvation.
But it'll nevver wwork because that's not real.
And all it brings you in the end is pain.

DREAMS AND PUFFERY?
I COME UP WITH ACTUAL FUCKING PLANS TO KEEP THEIR HUSKS SAFE.
DOES IT ALWAYS WORK? NO.
HAVE I MESSED UP? HELL FUCKING YES, I HAVE.
BUT I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT
AND I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT AT IT
AND I DO THAT AMAZING THING CALLED *LEARNING*.
I DON'T SELL A BILL OF GOODS OR EMPTY FUCKING PROMISES
I TELL THEM MY INTENT
AND I WORK TO PROVE I CAN CARRY IT OUT!
THAT MUCH IS REAL.
THAT MUCH IS WHAT HAS EARNED THE RESPECT THEY GIVE ME.
AND I AM SURE AS HELL NOT GOING TO GIVE UP AND BACK DOWN TO SOME SCARRED UP SALTBREATHER WHO THINKS HE'S HOT SHIT JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A PAIR OF FINS ON HIS FACE!

Maybe you'vve done wwell, leadin a bunch a children an a couple a brainwwashed lowwblood pieces a filth around.
Sounds from wwhat I'vve learned like you'vve accomplished a feww things an I can acknowwledge that, Vvantas.
And maybe that means you'vve earned a little respect from your people.
By a bill a goods I'm talkin about the Signless' bullshit teachings, wwhich are nothin but hopes an dreams an not based on actual reality.
As to your leadership skills, I can't say.
But I havve personally observved that you're a fool to dismiss me an toss me aside because a the aforementioned fins on my face, an that's the attitude that wwe started out wwith.
You can be wwith me or against me.
Wwith me invvolvves showin me some modicum of respect not just for the fact that I wwas born royalty by the standards of our race but because of the centuries of actual experience that I bring to the table.
If you wwant to ignore that because of your fears an insecurities, that's fine wwith me.

[All right, that's it, getting involved now!]

AND THAT ATTITUDE RIGHT THERE IS WHAT I STOOD AGAINST.
WITH YOU OR AGAINST YOU, BORN ROYAL, DEMANDING RESPECT WITHOUT EARNING IT... DON'T YOU SEE HOW THAT WAS TEARING OUR WORLD APART?

YOU HAVE MILITARY EXPERIENCE THAT COULD BE USEFUL, THAT COULD BE VALUABLE, AND YET YOU WON'T SHARE IT UNLESS EVERYONE IS SUBSERVIENT AND FALLS TO THEIR KNEES BEFORE YOU.
YOU WOULD GAIN FAR MORE BY SHARING IT WILLINGLY, DUALSCAR, AND WORKING WITH US, THAN BE TRYING TO FORCE IT DOWN OUR THROATS.

[Oho, he can't stay away. And Dualscar is growling]

I will not servve YOU, mutant.
You might be content to throww awway our entire culture, the foundation that evverything is built on, but I AM NOT.
In a situation like this, wwe should be pullin together an standin against our captors, and to do that wwe need ORDER AN DISCIPLINE.
NOT A BUNCH A FUCKIN WWIGGLERS AN FREAKS ALL SHOOSHIN EACH OTHER AN PAPPIN LIKE WWE DON'T HAVVE TEETH AN CLAWWS AN THE WWILL TO TAKE WWHAT WE NEED TO SURVVIVVE.
Wwhat the fuck is wwrong wwith all a you?

DAMMIT, DUALSCAR, DON'T YOU SEE THAT WE WANT THE SAME THINGS?
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON EVERYTHING BEING ABSOLUTES?
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO COME DOWN TO VIOLENCE AND HATRED AND MISERY WITH YOU? HAVEN'T YOU EVER THOUGHT, EVEN FOR A MOMENT, THAT THERE MIGHT BE ANOTHER WAY? THAT WE MIGHT NOT HAVE TO BE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS ALL THE TIME, BACK-STABBING AND CONSTANTLY WITH ONE HAND ON THE CULLING FORK, AND THAT WE CAN USE OUR UNIQUE SKILLS TO ADVANCE ALL OF TROLLKIND?

AND BEFORE YOU DISMISS MY METHODS TOO QUICKLY, REMEMBER THAT THREE LOWBLOODS AND A MUTANT ALMOST BROUGHT THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE TO ITS KNEES.

You exaggerate about your accomplishments.
Wwe do wwant some a the same things, but you also wwant to bring down my Empire, swweep it awway an replace it wwith chaos.
I wwon't help you wwith that. I WWON'T.
An noww I hear from my descendent that Alternia has been destroyed, wwhat does that evven mean? Howw could that be true?

THEY WEREN'T MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS ALONE.
THEY WERE THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF A GROUP, WORKING TOGETHER TOWARDS A COMMON GOAL.
AND I DON'T WANT CHAOS.
I WANT PEACE.
PEACE AND EQUALITY, WHICH SHOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR.

I KNOW THAT ALTERNIA NO LONGER EXISTS.
SO WHAT IS THE POINT OF CLINGING TO ITS LAWS AND STRUCTURES ANY LONGER?
WHY DO WE NEED TO KEEP FIGHTING?

And you're okay wwith that?
Oh great, the wworld has ended, let's just sit around an enjoy this neww city full a aliens wwho don't answwer questions.
You're content to make this place our home an create this paradise a equality that'll last until the most long-livved of us perish.
Wwho wwould be me an Eridan Ampora last I checked.

[... oh.]

IS THAT YOUR CONCERN?
THAT YOU AND ERIDAN WOULD BE LEFT BEHIND?

I'M SORRY.
THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I CAN CHANGE.

[Wait, what?]

For fuck's sake.
No, that's not my concern.
My concern is the end of our race as a WWHOLE.
Fucking short-sighted peace-lovvin' freaks.
I givve up right noww.
Annoy me more tomorroww.

ALL RIGHT.
PSII TELLS ME HE'S HELPING YOU GET SETTLED?
MAYBE I'LL ACCOMPANY HIM TOMORROW AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE GETTING EVERYTHING SITUATED PROPERLY.

[If Dualscar doesn't put a stop to this immediately, he will actually do just that.]

Wwhat? No.
You are not wwelcome at my hivve.

THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.
OH, WELL.
GOOD LUCK GETTING SETTLED IN, EITHER WAY.

Wwhy wwould you evven WWANT to come?
Do you really think it wwould end in any outcome other than vviolence?

I'D HOPE IT WOULDN'T.
SURELY YOU'VE HAD TROLLS IN YOUR HIVE BEFORE AND NOT HAD IT END IN VIOLENCE?

Of course I havve.
You receivved your friend back safe an sound today, didn't you?
Wwell, fine.
If you wwant to, then come.
But I wwill not be vvarying my plans for tomorroww.
If they upset you, it's not my problem.

THAT'S TRUE.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.

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