oo2. video; I think they call it mechanophillia

[diehardreaper]

[ There's a clatter before the feed turns on. It seems the SFC's fallen and is now pointing straight toward the sky. Enjoy the view, Vatheon. It's the forest today and the sea above is lovely as are the trees.

And then you hear it. It sounds like Ciel Phantomhive but somehow the drawl of that voice is kind of... different. ]

There you are, girl. Easy does it.

[ A pause with the barest, softest grunt. ]

Bugger but that's in tight, isn't it? Didn't think we'd have that kind of trouble. S'alright though... just relax and let me reach in there...

[ Another grunt, this one more forced. Ronald's breath seems to be hitching at this point because there's a soft pant after it. ]

Wedged in there tighter than I thought. Guess we'll prolly need more lube. Good thing Ciel's got these lovely thin fingers, eh?

[ And another groan coupled with the shuffle of cloth. ]

Easy, old girl. Easy. Almost there...

[ Further panting, much worse and much ragged than earlier. And another grunt of effort. ]

Bleeding... wreck... ah... almost...
Got it!

[ There's one more loud groan followed by heavy breathing...

And the roar of a lawnmower engine? ]

That takes care of that, then. Should prolly clean up now. Gunk's gotten all over--

[ And there it goes. Ronald's finally realized his SFC's fallen out of his pocket. He reaches over to pick it up, looking for all the world like an overworked greasemonkey. Behind him on the ground, his shiny red lawnmower of a death scythe is purring like a happy kitten. There's a sheepish little two fingered salute for your troubles. ]

...Well that's embarrassing. Sorry about that everyone. Just a bit of maintenance work! Seems she's been a mess ever since I came in what with the state of us being wet and all. Incidentally, anyone need some yard work done?







[ ooc: responses will be coming from xnotarunt ]

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[xnotarunt]

Yeah, tried that this morning. Everything looks weird... like I'm seeing things through the seal.

[ Look of distaste. ]

Rather not, sir. Prolly just ride the whole week through with this on. Wager it's why he wears it.

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

[ William pulls a bit of a face. He equates Ron's description to what William feels like when he's lost his glasses and can't see ANYTHING. ]

Perhaps that is for the best, then.

[xnotarunt]

Yeah. What I'd give for my glasses back though.

[ A sigh. He actually looks really distraught over this as he slumps over his mower. ]

I'll.. see you when it's over then, maybe?

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

That brat better be taking good care of them.

If you need any assistance with anything until then, do not hesitate to ask.

[xnotarunt]

He'd better or death as my bloody witness I'll give him what for.

[ And have his signature two fingered salute for that. ]

I'll keep that in mind sir. 'Til the next then?