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[not_heavens_adam]

[There's a vampire in the park today, Vatheon. He'd taken a pause in his patrolling and thinking to enjoy the peace of the park when the date occurred to him and...well...when it came to an opportunity to troll, he couldn't resist.

Besides, the demon had just been so grumpy and rude last night....]

Time is amazing. One day can feel slow and lingering while another feels like it's gone in the blink of an eye, and yet, it's still the same 24-hour period.

Similarly, a year can seem like such a long thing, while also appearing to just skip right on by. You could spend a year knowing someone and feel like you've known them your whole life or as if you've barely even met.

Take the charming Crowley, for example~ Today marks our 'One year anniversary.'

[He can't help the smirk that breaks out at that, he can already hear Crowley's protests now...]

I've learned a lot about Crowley in this one year: he likes to garden and throw people into walls. I've also heard a few things, though I've yet to get confirmation, like how he adores the color pink and always wears pink suits~ Also, that every time he tries to curse, it comes out as proclamations of his love for me~ Oh...and one last thing, on occasion, he's been known to wear roses in his hair~

[Nope, that's it, he's full-on grinning now. He recognized the curse at work in the bubble and he can only hope it works completely.]

So, how 'bout, Crow~ley, darling~? Want to clear up these rumors for me~?

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voice

[aim_exorable]

Congratulations, Mister Rayflo. Crowley is the individual you have taken as your kismesis, isn't that correct?

voice

[not_heavens_adam]

Ah~ Yes, as I understand it, that's the term that applies. I'm sure Crow~ley won't appreciate the sentiment, but thank you nonetheless~

voice

[aim_exorable]

Kismesises often feel that way. I've actually been meaning to talk to you about such a thing, and things to be much calmer on your end now.

voice

[not_heavens_adam]

Oh?

Well, they're calmer now, all things considered.

voice; filtered

[aim_exorable]

Yes.

While at the masquerade you hosted, I happened to run into your matesprit Sola. We talked for a small while.

voice; filtered

[not_heavens_adam]

Ah~ I hope it was a pleasant conversation~

I assume, whatever it was you talked about is what's concerning you right now?

voice; filtered

[aim_exorable]

It was. He is a very bright young man. It was a pleasure.

However, he did mention that the way you and your kismesis carry on sometimes concerns him. I do not doubt he is still quite young, so his inexperience fuels his anxiety when it comes to these matters. You and Crowley are now without auspitice, aren't you?

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[not_heavens_adam]

Yes, I suppose we are. Aziraphale went back home.

Hmm...to be honest, that's probably why I did this at all. We got into a fight about it and he threw a fireball at my face. It hurt my feelings.

voice; filtered

[aim_exorable]

Hm, I see.

Well. As I stated. Sola seemed concerned, so I offered to speak with you about it. Have you thought about getting a new auspitice, just in case?

voice; filtered

[not_heavens_adam]

I wasn't actively looking, I'm afraid the whole concept is new to me so I hadn't thought about it, but I don't see why not.

They're supposed to be a mediator of sorts, yes? To stop us from killing each other.

Hmm...yes, I can see how we might need a new one in that case.

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[aim_exorable]

That's right.

Well, if you have no other individual who would wish to become involved, I would not mind stepping in now and then. I already told Sola that if he got too worried, he could contact me and I would make time to go and see him.

I would not take offense if you refused, however.

voice; filtered

[not_heavens_adam]

Hmmm....

If you don't mind getting involved with a demon and a vampire, then I would be honored to accept your help~

voice; filtered

[aim_exorable]

I have observed both of you. While certainly no doubt difficult, I would not say you would be the worst individuals I have dealt with.

[That title belongs to someone else.]

I will speak to Mister Crowley at some point in the immediate future after I have taken care of a few things, so that we can become better acquainted. Until then, you are free to contact me at any time for whatever reason. If you have questions about the quadrant, I will be glad to answer them.

[sorcery_fledgling]

[Have a half bemused, half frowning face, Johnny. What are you up to?]

[not_heavens_adam]

[Have a grin, Rinoa.]

Hello, my lovely lady~ And how are you today~?

[sorcery_fledgling]

I'm fine. What are you up to, mister?

[not_heavens_adam]

Me? Up to something? I never-!

[He winks.]

I'm just playing a little game~

[sorcery_fledgling]

If that game is embarrassing the crap out of your friend there, you're off to a good start.

[She's also not aware of the current curse. Whoops.]

[not_heavens_adam]

Oh, that's the very key to this game~

[He brings a finger to his lips, playfully.]

I'll tell you a secret, Rinoa. There's a curse on right now, it makes rumors come true, sometimes.

Mmm~ He's going to hate me so much now~

[sorcery_fledgling]

...

[Facepalm. Nooo, Johnny. You're going to get shot or something.]

So everything you said about him is going to happen?

[not_heavens_adam]

[Or something. Still, he grins. He makes the best life choices.]

Hopefully~~

[sorcery_fledgling]

Oh man. You know he could do it back just as easily to you, right? If he knows?

[not_heavens_adam]

Mmmm~ a risk I'm afraid I'll have to take~

It's okay, whatever he does to me will go away by next week~

[sorcery_fledgling]

Glutton for punishment much?

[not_heavens_adam]

What can I say~? I'm a bit of a masochist~~

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[rainbowarch]

What kind of plants does he grow?

[Because this is clearly the most interesting part of this entire post.]

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[not_heavens_adam]

[Oh, clearly.]

All sorts of green things~

[Whoops...that's a devious smirk.]

And irises and daises and sunflowers~

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[rainbowarch]

Oh, I like all those.

[MAYBE HE SHOULD MEET THIS CROWLEY SOMETIME.]

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[not_heavens_adam]

They are quite lovely~

[....that would be an interesting meeting...]

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[rainbowarch]

[We'll be bros. One demon to another.]

Now I really want to see them.

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[scaresplants]

[What.]

[WHAAAAAAT.]

[Why is he suddenly wearing pink. And...there are roses in his hair. And when he sees the post, everything suddenly clicks.]

[GOOD SOMEBODY, NOT THIS CURSE AGAIN.]

[He won't allow Johnny the privilege to see him like this, and will, instead, turn on the audio and respond, curtly.]

Oh, really? Because I heard a little bird tell me that Johnny Rayflo dresses exactly like a nun 24/7, habit and all. He also apparently likes giving affection to trees- if he sees one, he has to hug it and give it a big kiss.

Also, is it true that his sense of taste is completely off? Like, everything sweet he eats is even more sour than a lemon and completely uneatable. And, oh my, I heard Johnny almost always wears his shirt open like that because he has severe issues with excessive perspiration. How disgusting!

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[not_heavens_adam]

[NOPE. You don't get to see your handiwork either. Asshole.

The trees he could deal with and, hell, he looked good in anything, but the sweating was annoying. And his sweets!

He's glaring, even if Crowley can't see it.]

Funny how none of that's true.

You know, I heard you lost your glasses. How unfortunate.

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[scaresplants]

[Oh.]

[Oh NO.]

[HE DID NOT JUST GO THERE.]

YOU SON OF A REALLY LOVELY PERSON WHOSE EYES SET MY HEART AFLAME!!!

[OH SOMEBODY and the proclamations too OH HE IS GOING TO KILL YOU.]

I heard that you can't enter into people's houses until they punch you in the face!