17 ♐ Text/Action ♐ A sudden discovery

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[Just another day of sending the robots out to do some grocery shopping for him, nothing big... Only this time, they've discovered something interesting. Meatless burgers? Meatless hotdogs? Please tell him more. He's gone so long making his own vegetarian friendly meals, this sort of thing is surprising for him.]

D --> Are there any individuals in Vatheon who could tell me more about meat analogue products?
D --> That is to say
D --> Products which mimic the texture and taste of meat but is absent of it.
D --> I would like to know more
D --> And if it's claims of being meatless are 100% true

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[And that, Vatheon, is why there are a pair of robotic greyhounds perusing the frozen food isle at your local grocery store. One with red glowing lines, the other blue. Occasionally, one of them will paw at the window to gesture to a particular vegetable burger, and the other will inspect it before shaking its head.]

[And yes, there is a shopping cart near them. At one point, the red robohound wanders off down the aisle to try and forage through the ice cream buckets curiously. Its companion just watches with a healthy measure of robojudging.]

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[topsseifer]

Like veggie burgers? Some of them are way off with the taste, but I think at some restaurant they try to season it like meat and it hits pretty close.

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D --> Yes.
D --> I see.
D --> Would you happen to know what seasonings they used?

[shippingmath]

Not speaking from experience here, but it depends what you mean by meatless.

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D --> No musclebeast meat
D --> No wingbeast meat
D --> No woofbeast or purrbeast meat.
D --> Aquatic life is... manageable.

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[toreadorkabull]

tOFU,
iS A THING LIKE THAT,

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D --> Tofu I was aware of
D --> But apparently there are other edible alternatives

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[toreadorkabull]

rEALLY?
i DID NOT KNOW THAT WAS A THING,

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D --> Neither did I
D --> But the information from my robots are perfect
D --> There are indeed products being sold under the label of being perfect for those who prefer a herbivorous lifestyle

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[toreadorkabull]

sO YOU ARE, wANTING TO TRY SOMETHING NEW,

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> You know that meat grill I got for Gamzee
D --> The one in the backyard

D --> Turn it on so it has time to heat up

D --> I'm coming home
D --> And we're going to grill

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < you want to eat meat that...
:33 < doesnt have any meat in it?!?!

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[blessedbyfarore]

There's things that taste like meat that don't have animals in it?

[...Yeah. Colour Link interested.]

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That is the report I am getting from my robots.

[He can't help but sound a little excited about this.]

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D --> Yes
D --> It's a very exciting discovery.

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D --> E%ellent
D --> Consider it done
D --> The robots are bringing it all home right now.

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D --> Yes
D --> I am hoping this is not a joke of some sort
D --> I could make Summoner some of this when he awakens

[stayb100ponyboy]

[This is so exciting. Equius practically breaks down the fence getting into the backyard, hoping to find Darkleer at the grill.]

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[That he is! Reading the back of a box full of vegetable burgers while the robodogs stay by his feet inquisitively. He looks up when Equius arrives, grinning.]

Are you ready?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < this is pawsibbly the most pawful thing i efur heard of DDX

[stayb100ponyboy]

I am so ready.

[Grilling is an important human bonding ritual! Equius stands next to Darkleer, reading the box over his shoulder, and he barely notices that he's actually tall enough to read over his ancestor's shoulder now.]

Do you need help with anything?

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D --> It is e%ellent

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[With one of these days, Equius' irises might actually fill out with how fast he's growing.]

[Smiling at him, Darkleer offers the box of vegetable burgers to him.]

Would you like to make the first few?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < why does everyone i like not like the same food as me :((

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D --> Nepeta
D --> Quite a few people like meat
D --> I do not think you are alone in that
D --> Besides
D --> If these really do mimic meat well
D --> Perhaps we can make more things that you would like

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < but none of my favouritest people like it!
:33 < like you and tavros and equius

:33 < well
:33 < if you say it really is the same
:33 < purrhaps ill try a little ://