video; open

[flared]

You know, I think everyone could use a pick-me-up.

[Axel appears on camera, seated in a chair which is leaned far back for some nice lounging. He could just use a couch for this, or a recliner, but, no, he likes using this chair. It'll do just fine.]

So, who's up for Two Truths and a Lie?

((OOC: Thread-jacking is encouraged!))

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video; and gmail didn't notify me /waps it

[fulmination]

I'll think about it. Even I have some things I'd prefer to keep under the radar.

_{[Actually, just looking at Alister kind of shows the things he can do.]}

video; gmail: /cries

[flared]

Now, now. That'll just make me curiouser.

[He places a hand on his cheek.]

That's not fair.

video; gmail needs to behave B(

[fulmination]

If I had five cens every time I heard that, I could afford a new suit.

_{[He teases, he teases.]}

But in all seriousness, I've had a few... experiences regarding my abilities in the past. It's a bit hurtful when someone labels you a monster just because of it.

_{[Okay yeah that's the biggest load of bullshit ever. LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS HE GIVES ON THE INSIDE.]}

video; gmail says you're not its mom B[

[flared]

[Snort]

Nothing scares me.

video; go to your inbox young email!

[fulmination]

Is that so?

video; gmail: /WAILS AND DELETES ALL YOUR SHIT

[flared]

Absolutely.

video; GROUNDED 5EVER

[fulmination]

I suppose as an assassin you'd have to be accustom to seeing some interesting things.

video; gmail: YOU CAN'T GROUND ME; I'M TOO IMPORTANT

[flared]

You could say that. [He shrugs, awfully nonchalant about such a dark topic.]

... Huh. Look at that; I've already forgotten whose turn it was.

video; THERE ARE ALWAYS OTHER CLIENTS

[fulmination]

It was yours, I believe?

video; gmail: HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME

[flared]

Does this mean you're up for one more round then~? I'll try and make it hard for you this time.

video; W-WELL MAYBE IF YOU WOULD TELL ME WHEN THINGS HAPPEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO...

[fulmination]

Or more than one if you like. Go right ahead.

video; gmail: ;A; YOU MONSTER

[flared]

Heh. More than one it is.

[Getting to know you, getting to know all about youuuuuu]

My World has animate gumball machines, mushrooms, and barrels. It also has flying pigs and rabbits with propeller-like ears to help it fly away. Lastly, I could eat my weapons if I really wanted to.

video; YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELF GOSH

[fulmination]

<sub>[ALL OF THOSE WHAT.

NO REALLY.

HE'S SEEN A LOT OF WEIRD SHIT IN HIS DAY BUT.

WAT.]</sub>

I... Ah...

_{[LET'S...... JUST TAKE A STAB IN THE DARK......]}

The... first one? _{[Kimblee what kind of world do you come from where flying pigs can even be considered a possibi--oh wait.]}

video;

[flared]

[Grin]

Try again.

video;

[fulmination]

<sub>[Leto. Lamufao.

ffs help him.]</sub>

...The third.

video;

[flared]

[And now a buzzer sound from Axel.]

Nope.

video;

[fulmination]

...And here I'd be willing to believe the flying pigs.

_{[EATING WEAPONS CAN'T BE HEALTHY...]}

video;

[flared]

Nah. That would be too normal for my World.

[Weapons can be tasty if they're pizza, though!]

Re: video;

[fulmination]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what on earth counts as strange in your world?

video;

[flared]

[He cups his chin as he thinks about that.]

You know, I guess that would depend on the individual. But for the most part it would take a lot for something to be strange.

video;

[fulmination]

Then what counts as strange to you?

video;

[flared]

[More thinking...]

Hmmm. I might have to get back to you on that one, believe it or not.