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[spacecase]

[Falling into a fountain was about the last thing Jade expected today, especially given that she was just on John's driveway with said ecto-twin having fallen asleep. When she breaks surface and shakes herself off to the best of her ability, it takes her a moment to realize that she has been in this place before.

It's Vatheon, of course.

But she's been away from Vatheon for two years, has anything changed? Taking a quick look through her SFC reveals that, no, the same residents are here just like before. It must be that time shenanigans going on--she was gone for years, time did not pass in Vatheon.

Or at least not much time.

She's too wet and miserable to present herself on the network, or even talk, so she sends a quick text out instead.]

hey guys...its me, jade
im back
sorry for disappearing??


[With that out of the way, she sits on the edge of the fountain shaking out her god tier pajamas. The bad thing about them was that though they stayed magically clean, they apparently couldn't magically dry.]


((ooc: Here is Jade's text permissions post in case you need it!))

Comments

[aim_exorable]

D --> It was nothing you could control

[Whoa is Darkleer actually talking again? Christmas miracles. Even if it's still just November.]

[toheirishuman]

jade!!!!!!
you're back, where are you?!
did it drop you at the plaza or someplace random?
because it does that sometimes if you're only gone for a few days...

[He wound up smack in the middle of the the forest last time he came back from canon update land...it was great. Only not.]

[shippingmath]

That was fast.

[spacecase]

no but if i am guessing correctly, people might have been worried about me anyways
i do have my brother here

[A pause as she tries to determine who the text belongs to. Sure, the ID says it comes from one "Expatriate Darkleer" but she doesn't know who that is.]

you are not a troll i have met before
or are you even a troll?
trolls often have certain text quirks, you see

[spacecase]

it dropped me in the fountain
i was certainly not expecting that!!!

[spacecase]

thats reassuring to hear
i was gone for two years on my end
so it would be safe to assume that nothing much has changed in this continuity?

[aim_exorable]

D --> Well you are here now
D --> And perfectly fine I assume

[He's not particularly surprised she doesn't remember him. They only spoke a few times... and Vatheon does have its side effects.]

D --> I am
D --> I am one of the adults
D --> My name is Darkleer
D --> We spoke once before a very long time ago, I suppose in another life for you

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[420]

AwWw, It's cHiLl.
I NeVeR EvEn aLl nOtIcEd yOu wAs gOnE.


[... thank you, Gamzee.]

[spacecase]

oh!
i see :|a
then the adult trolls can come here as well
:\ i hope that does not mean her imperious condescension might make an appearance
i am sorry i dont remember you :(
apparently i have been here many times before, i suppose vatheon has a problem with keeping me

text;

[spacecase]

well good!
i have been gone from vatheon for a while from my perspective
so at least my view does not reflect vatheons


[It's...actually reassuring in a weird way.]

[aim_exorable]

D --> She has appeared once before
D --> But her stay was brief

D --> It is alright
D --> I was rather expecting it

Re: text;

[420]

NaW, dIdN'T EvEn hEaR My bEsT MoThErFuCkEr yElL On iT.
ThEn yOu kNoW It's cOoL.

[shippingmath]

Pretty much.
It's been a couple days on this end.

[spacecase]

:/
it must happen a lot i guess
people coming back not remembering

i do not see anything wrong with reacquainting ourselves, though!

[spacecase]

nice
...
i hope john does not freak out when he learns that i am even older than i was before

text;

[spacecase]

like karkat would even give a shit that i was gone :I
surely mr fuckass leader has priorities above noticing when humans go missing

[toheirishuman]

wow. rude, vatheon.
don't move, okay? i will be there in a jiffy.

[Totally just jumped out the window of their bedroom and PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! To the fountain we go!!!]

[aim_exorable]

D --> In some cases
D --> It's better than them simply dying and never returning
D --> Some

D --> If you would like to

[spacecase]

[She's part dog, John, she will wait. Just like Fry's dog.]

text;

[420]

HaHaHa, AwW, dOn't aLl bE LiKe tHaT, sIsTeR.
ThE MoThErFuCkEr cArEs.
ShIt, I AiN'T EvEr tHiNk i aLl mEt a bRoThEr wHaT Be sO MoThErFuCkIn fIlLeD AlL AbOuT WiTh cArInG As kArKaT Be.
YoU BrOs aRe hIs fRiEnDs tOo.
So oF CoUrSe hE FuCkIn cArEs.

[ghostytrainer]

[Well luckily, she doesn't have to wait quite that long, as it only taks John a few minutes to land in the plaza. He stumbles slightly as he sprints towards Jade...really should have stopped and gained his balance instead of literally hitting the ground running but at least he manages not to fall flat on his face.]

Jade!!

[Hopefully she's ready for a hug. Because she's getting one. Baby brother really missed his twin, okok?]

[shippingmath]

He can deal with it.
Surprised this place hasn't done more shit like that, honestly.
So, two years. Anything interesting?

[spacecase]

[And she misses her baby brother not being a ranty whinypants about ghost butts.

So she's happy to see him too and is fully ready for all kinds of hugging.]

John!

[spacecase]

i believe the opposite has been occurring more often in my experience
people being here for a while and aging as they would meeting with people from their world just arriving and being older than them
i know quite a few examples of that, actually

:| nothing exciting
i was just fine hanging out with the denizens and davesprite and jaspersprite
watching movies with john
but then he had a freakout about con air being terrible
i thought it was charming in a cheesy way, personally!!!

text;

[spacecase]

9_9
i guess so
we are friends even if he is an asshole
but obviously i have not been gone for very long if he did not realize it so that is neither here nor there