Hᴇʟɪᴜᴍ [text]

[spacecase]

[Falling into a fountain was about the last thing Jade expected today, especially given that she was just on John's driveway with said ecto-twin having fallen asleep. When she breaks surface and shakes herself off to the best of her ability, it takes her a moment to realize that she has been in this place before.

It's Vatheon, of course.

But she's been away from Vatheon for two years, has anything changed? Taking a quick look through her SFC reveals that, no, the same residents are here just like before. It must be that time shenanigans going on--she was gone for years, time did not pass in Vatheon.

Or at least not much time.

She's too wet and miserable to present herself on the network, or even talk, so she sends a quick text out instead.]

hey guys...its me, jade
im back
sorry for disappearing??


[With that out of the way, she sits on the edge of the fountain shaking out her god tier pajamas. The bad thing about them was that though they stayed magically clean, they apparently couldn't magically dry.]


((ooc: Here is Jade's text permissions post in case you need it!))

Comments

[aim_exorable]

D --> It was nothing you could control

[Whoa is Darkleer actually talking again? Christmas miracles. Even if it's still just November.]

[spacecase]

no but if i am guessing correctly, people might have been worried about me anyways
i do have my brother here

[A pause as she tries to determine who the text belongs to. Sure, the ID says it comes from one "Expatriate Darkleer" but she doesn't know who that is.]

you are not a troll i have met before
or are you even a troll?
trolls often have certain text quirks, you see

[aim_exorable]

D --> Well you are here now
D --> And perfectly fine I assume

[He's not particularly surprised she doesn't remember him. They only spoke a few times... and Vatheon does have its side effects.]

D --> I am
D --> I am one of the adults
D --> My name is Darkleer
D --> We spoke once before a very long time ago, I suppose in another life for you

[toheirishuman]

jade!!!!!!
you're back, where are you?!
did it drop you at the plaza or someplace random?
because it does that sometimes if you're only gone for a few days...

[He wound up smack in the middle of the the forest last time he came back from canon update land...it was great. Only not.]

[spacecase]

it dropped me in the fountain
i was certainly not expecting that!!!

[toheirishuman]

wow. rude, vatheon.
don't move, okay? i will be there in a jiffy.

[Totally just jumped out the window of their bedroom and PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! To the fountain we go!!!]

[shippingmath]

That was fast.

[spacecase]

thats reassuring to hear
i was gone for two years on my end
so it would be safe to assume that nothing much has changed in this continuity?

[shippingmath]

Pretty much.
It's been a couple days on this end.

text;

[420]

AwWw, It's cHiLl.
I NeVeR EvEn aLl nOtIcEd yOu wAs gOnE.


[... thank you, Gamzee.]

text;

[spacecase]

well good!
i have been gone from vatheon for a while from my perspective
so at least my view does not reflect vatheons


[It's...actually reassuring in a weird way.]

Re: text;

[420]

NaW, dIdN'T EvEn hEaR My bEsT MoThErFuCkEr yElL On iT.
ThEn yOu kNoW It's cOoL.

[secondcoolest]

So you had gone somewhere, then. I wondered.

/matches icons

[spacecase]

yes
hi
apparently i went back to my world and time passed there
but hardly any passed here
oh well!!!
its good to be back

mo_om

[secondcoolest]

It's only been a few days since we've seen you around. How much time passed for you?

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

COULD YOU EVER JUST STAY PUT WITHOUT THE SCIENTISTS SHOVING YOU BACK AND FORTH LIKE AN ESPECIALLY HAIRY PING PONG BALL.
FIRST THINGS FIRST: HOW LONG FROM YOUR PERSPECTIVE WERE YOU GONE?
I'M GUESSING YOU ALREADY HAD THE SENSE TO CHECK THE CALENDAR FOR LOCAL TIME.

[TEXT]

[spacecase]

two years
yes i have looked at the date
no i cannot stay put apparently
nice to see you too, fuckass

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

OH I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE I SHOULD INITIATE THE FALL OVER MYSELF WITH GRATITUDE FOR YOUR PRESENCE PROTOCOL.
OH JADE, HOW WONDERFUL YOU'RE HERE
I WAS DYING A THOUSAND DEATHS WITHOUT YOU AROUND TO CALL ME UNCREATIVE NAMES I'VE HEARD REPEATEDLY BEFORE.
HOW IMMEASURABLY SHITTY OF ME TO WANT TO KNOW THE BASIC FACTS SO I CAN ATTEMPT SOME VAGUE MEASURE OF KEEPING THINGS IN MENTAL ORDER.
CLEARLY I SHOULD ABANDON SUCH CONCERNS UTTERLY.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE ASKING WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT TWO YEARS COULD EXHIBIT ANY LEVEL OF CONCERN FOR YOU AT ALL
BECAUSE I AM A HEARTLESS CHARLATAN WHO GIVES NO FUCKS ABOUT ANYONE, LEAST OF ALL HIS PAIN-IN-THE-ASS FLUFFY-EARED MOSTLY-HUMAN FRIEND.
BUT IF WE CAN BOTH EXTRACT OUR HEADS FROM OUR WASTE CHUTES
DID ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO DOWN IN THAT TIME?

[sylphauxiliatrix]

Hey Jade
Im Glad Youre Back

[spacecase]

kanaya!
i was glad to see that you are still here
its been a while (on my end) how have you been doing?

[sylphauxiliatrix]

Better I Suppose
Youve Only Been Gone A Few Days Here So You May Recall What Recent Events I Was
Am
Coping With

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < hi jade!!!
:33 < welcome back :33

[spacecase]

hi!
i dont recall meeting you when i was here last
which troll are you?

text

[replicatedcourage]

jade!11 ur bak1

[Don't mind Sola, he's terrible at texting.]

text

[spacecase]

hi sola!
i hope i did not worry anyone
i didnt mean to leave so suddenly!

[after all the trolls' typing quirks, it looks positively normal]