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[lucentpalisade]

[ OMG OMG OMG you guys! THE SFC IS RECORDING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -- ... ahem. It's cooking with Sophie today, apparently. She's talked about crablettes, but that's not what's on the menu. Actually, it appears to be cake - and with her is none other than her beloved not!mom, Cheria. Sophie is even wearing a cute little apron with the words, "Kiss the Cook" across the front. She's also carrying another apron for Cheria. This will become important in a moment. ]

Cheria and I are going to make cakes today, so we can share with everyone who wants one.

[ Happy Happy. A-although Sophie, do you not realize how many cakes that would be ._.a ]

Cheria says it can be messy to make a cake, so I have to wear this over my clothes. I don't know why you have to kiss a cook though. Does that happen a lot?

[ Because do not want. She turns to Cheria after a moment, holding up a blue apron. ]

Here Cheria, I found this one for you. [ Enjoy your 'Hands Off My Sexy Behind' apron, Mom. ]

We're going to make cakes with chocolate, and cakes with apples, and cakes with crabs and fish. Mithos, do you want one too?

[ So put your requests in now before someone plays damage control. Also say hello to Pinchy, the live crab she found when she went to the water. And as she's turning away from the SFC she offhandedly comments to the other woman. ]

Cheria, what does a "sexy behind" look like? Is it like a peachbutt?

Comments

[video]

[lucentpalisade]

It doesn't work, it's a cake.

I think the crabs and fish would eat it first. [ Sophie why so literal. ]

[video]

[vulgarwoman]

...Honey, no, I meant I've never heard of a cake made with crabs and fish as an ingredient.

[video]

[lucentpalisade]

Oh. But fish is good, and crabs are good. [ So clearly, both together would also be good! ]

[video]

[vulgarwoman]

Errr...maybe they'd work in a more savory type of cake, but not a sweet one.

[Cheria. Cheria. Are you listening to this rn?]

[video]

[lucentpalisade]

I won't know until I try. [ She'll squish crab and fish into the same cake and it will be .........................a disaster. ]

Right?

[video]

[vulgarwoman]

Sure, honey, that's exactly right. And if you mess up, it's just a learning experience for later!

Or a funny story you can tell to all your friends later.

[Especially if she gets some poor sap to eat that concoction.]

Re: [video]

[lucentpalisade]

It'll be funny?

[ She totally won't get it. But as far as getting someone to eat the concoction, there's always Asbel! ]

[video]

[vulgarwoman]

Maybe, if someone doesn't get food poisoning and vomit their guts out.

[She means that in the best way possible. Meaning she's a troll.]