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[lucentpalisade]

[ OMG OMG OMG you guys! THE SFC IS RECORDING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -- ... ahem. It's cooking with Sophie today, apparently. She's talked about crablettes, but that's not what's on the menu. Actually, it appears to be cake - and with her is none other than her beloved not!mom, Cheria. Sophie is even wearing a cute little apron with the words, "Kiss the Cook" across the front. She's also carrying another apron for Cheria. This will become important in a moment. ]

Cheria and I are going to make cakes today, so we can share with everyone who wants one.

[ Happy Happy. A-although Sophie, do you not realize how many cakes that would be ._.a ]

Cheria says it can be messy to make a cake, so I have to wear this over my clothes. I don't know why you have to kiss a cook though. Does that happen a lot?

[ Because do not want. She turns to Cheria after a moment, holding up a blue apron. ]

Here Cheria, I found this one for you. [ Enjoy your 'Hands Off My Sexy Behind' apron, Mom. ]

We're going to make cakes with chocolate, and cakes with apples, and cakes with crabs and fish. Mithos, do you want one too?

[ So put your requests in now before someone plays damage control. Also say hello to Pinchy, the live crab she found when she went to the water. And as she's turning away from the SFC she offhandedly comments to the other woman. ]

Cheria, what does a "sexy behind" look like? Is it like a peachbutt?

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action to sophie/ video to everyone else;

[dreamchasing]

[ SOPHIE NO

She doesn't know where you got that apron but-- ... she'll accept it because it's an apron and a gift from Sophie, and she's being nice. though she ... might ... wear it as a half-apron ...

Wow, she's already looking flustered at this turn of events. And it is with the most genuine of facepalms that she responds. ]

Yes, Sophie. That's exactly what it's like.

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[lucentpalisade]

[ It's probably for the best you don't ask where she found it. Curious about the flusteredness, Sophie tilts her head, the clicking of Pinchy's pincers audible. ]

So is that what that statement means? People like peaches so they grab people's butts because they look like peaches?

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[dreamchasing]

[ she wants, so badly, to ask Sophie if they could save this conversation for another time. but, she really should get this taken care of as soon as possible so that the both of them could get on with their lives ... and with the cakes. because cake. ]

Sophie, there are certain types of people out there in the world who don't know how to keep their hands to themselves. [ Like Pascal! ]

And sometimes, people need to make a statement to those people. I think that may be what the creator of this apron was trying to do.

[ Actually, she's pretty sure it was meant to encourage, rather than discourage, but hey. Reverse psychology is hard to explain to a girl like her! So let's leave it at that. ]

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[martelapproves]

[ Wh... wh... what. As if reminding him of that wasn't bad enough... she... she wants him to come over for dinner. In his mind, that sounds like a date. A date. He's trying so hard not to blush it's probably painful to look at. ]

W-why?

[ Why would he want one? Why would he want to come? Who knows what it is he's asking. It's probably just the first thing he thought of to say to this. ]

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[lucentpalisade]

[ She could bring him the cake too! ]

Don't you like cakes? [ She doesn't understand the question Mithos! Though she keeps looking behind her, curiously. And in true Sophie fashion, comes completely out of the blue with another question. ]

Do you think I have a peachbutt?

[ Sophie. Why. ]

[ video ] oh god 1/??

[martelapproves]

W-well, yeah, but why would you just--

[ video ] 2/??

[martelapproves]

[ video ]

[martelapproves]

w-what...

[ video ] 4/4 finally done phew

[martelapproves]

I-- wha--... [ GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF MITHOS. ] I-I NEVER... I didn't--... why would you--...

[Video]

[mysterious_groper]

... Good pick on the apron for Cheria, Sophie!

[dreamchasing]

PASCAL!

[mysterious_groper]

W-what?!

[Video]

[lucentpalisade]

[ YAY She did good! ]

Do you want one too?

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[mysterious_groper]

Erm... Yeah, when you have time...

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[malik_caesar]

[With all the sounds of cooking and baking, Malik pokes his head in to see what's going on.]

Something smells delicious in here.

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[lucentpalisade]

[ And Sophie beams. ]

Hello Captain. We're making cakes. [ And Sophie is not covered in flour yet! ]

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[malik_caesar]

Cakes huh?

[He takes a few steps into the room and takes another deep breath.]

What kind of cakes?

[He wanders a little closer to the cakes, possibly seeing the apron that was intended for Cheria.]

[video]

[vulgarwoman]

...How does a cake with crabs and fish even work?

[The sexy behind comment, well...that can wait to be commented on.]

[video]

[lucentpalisade]

It doesn't work, it's a cake.

I think the crabs and fish would eat it first. [ Sophie why so literal. ]

[Video]

[fightforastar]

[...torn between amused and Sophie-you-shouldn't-have-that.]

Where did you even find that apron?

[Video]

[lucentpalisade]

[ Do you want one Tifa? :D Come and cook with us! ]

I found it at a store. They were in a big crate with a lot of other aprons and shirts.

[flared]

[O-oh dear.

That poor crab. Axel will just... stare for a moment, then,]

That's... gonna be a lot of cake, don't you think?

[lucentpalisade]

[ Poor pinchy just flails away. ;.; ]

Yes, but I have a lot of friends, so we have to make enough for everyone.

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[dualbladewarrior]

[No words. Just facepalming forever.]

video; <3

[lucentpalisade]

Hubert, Cheria says a peachbutt is the same as a sexy behind. Did you know?