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[ OMG OMG OMG you guys! THE SFC IS RECORDING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -- ... ahem. It's cooking with Sophie today, apparently. She's talked about crablettes, but that's not what's on the menu. Actually, it appears to be cake - and with her is none other than her beloved not!mom, Cheria. Sophie is even wearing a cute little apron with the words, "Kiss the Cook" across the front. She's also carrying another apron for Cheria. This will become important in a moment. ]

Cheria and I are going to make cakes today, so we can share with everyone who wants one.

[ Happy Happy. A-although Sophie, do you not realize how many cakes that would be ._.a ]

Cheria says it can be messy to make a cake, so I have to wear this over my clothes. I don't know why you have to kiss a cook though. Does that happen a lot?

[ Because do not want. She turns to Cheria after a moment, holding up a blue apron. ]

Here Cheria, I found this one for you. [ Enjoy your 'Hands Off My Sexy Behind' apron, Mom. ]

We're going to make cakes with chocolate, and cakes with apples, and cakes with crabs and fish. Mithos, do you want one too?

[ So put your requests in now before someone plays damage control. Also say hello to Pinchy, the live crab she found when she went to the water. And as she's turning away from the SFC she offhandedly comments to the other woman. ]

Cheria, what does a "sexy behind" look like? Is it like a peachbutt?

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[Who wouldn't want to pinch her right on her peachbutt!

As the water heats bubbles begin to make it to the surface, and shortly after the water begins boiling.]

Okay, now that we have the water boiling. In goes the crab.

[He steps aside to let Sophie do it.]

Gently lower it in. Don't drop it or you'll splash boiling water on yourself and get burned.

[ Sophie wouldn't! That's weird. Who does that? ]

Okay.

[ Bye bye Mr. Pinchy! We hardly knew you! But as Malik instructs, Sophie carefully reached up with gloved hands and let the flailing crab slide into the water. What a world, what a world - ! ]

I don't think he likes the hot water.

[No, but I could see her poking curiously.]

[Mr. Pinchy does not like hot water at all. He quickly stops any movement and begins turning a shade of red.]

A lot of seafood doesn't. Fortunately, they don't feel it for long.

Do you want to help me with the eggs while our delicious friend cooks a little?

[ Sophie stops staring into the pot as he starts changing color and going still, then turns to Malik. ]

Yes. What do you want me to do?

[He hands her three eggs.]

Have you ever cracked eggs before?