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[ OMG OMG OMG you guys! THE SFC IS RECORDING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -- ... ahem. It's cooking with Sophie today, apparently. She's talked about crablettes, but that's not what's on the menu. Actually, it appears to be cake - and with her is none other than her beloved not!mom, Cheria. Sophie is even wearing a cute little apron with the words, "Kiss the Cook" across the front. She's also carrying another apron for Cheria. This will become important in a moment. ]

Cheria and I are going to make cakes today, so we can share with everyone who wants one.

[ Happy Happy. A-although Sophie, do you not realize how many cakes that would be ._.a ]

Cheria says it can be messy to make a cake, so I have to wear this over my clothes. I don't know why you have to kiss a cook though. Does that happen a lot?

[ Because do not want. She turns to Cheria after a moment, holding up a blue apron. ]

Here Cheria, I found this one for you. [ Enjoy your 'Hands Off My Sexy Behind' apron, Mom. ]

We're going to make cakes with chocolate, and cakes with apples, and cakes with crabs and fish. Mithos, do you want one too?

[ So put your requests in now before someone plays damage control. Also say hello to Pinchy, the live crab she found when she went to the water. And as she's turning away from the SFC she offhandedly comments to the other woman. ]

Cheria, what does a "sexy behind" look like? Is it like a peachbutt?

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[ SOPHIE NO

She doesn't know where you got that apron but-- ... she'll accept it because it's an apron and a gift from Sophie, and she's being nice. though she ... might ... wear it as a half-apron ...

Wow, she's already looking flustered at this turn of events. And it is with the most genuine of facepalms that she responds. ]

Yes, Sophie. That's exactly what it's like.

[ It's probably for the best you don't ask where she found it. Curious about the flusteredness, Sophie tilts her head, the clicking of Pinchy's pincers audible. ]

So is that what that statement means? People like peaches so they grab people's butts because they look like peaches?

[ she wants, so badly, to ask Sophie if they could save this conversation for another time. but, she really should get this taken care of as soon as possible so that the both of them could get on with their lives ... and with the cakes. because cake. ]

Sophie, there are certain types of people out there in the world who don't know how to keep their hands to themselves. [ Like Pascal! ]

And sometimes, people need to make a statement to those people. I think that may be what the creator of this apron was trying to do.

[ Actually, she's pretty sure it was meant to encourage, rather than discourage, but hey. Reverse psychology is hard to explain to a girl like her! So let's leave it at that. ]

[ FOrtunately that is a very clear explanation - and it helps because when Cheria mentions people who don't know how to keep their hands to themselves, she does think of Pascal. ]

Oh - Okay. I just hit Pascal when she does that though.

[ Hrm. ]

Should I get more clothes like that? [ As an alternative to hitting? ]

Which cake will we make first?

I don't think Pascal will understand it even if it's spelled out for her.

[ It's an offhand comment, but a pretty true one. Pascal does what she wants! And while she'd ordinarily advise against hitting someone, honestly, Pascal kinda comes at her. A lot. So she's totally fine with that. ]

Which one do you want to make first? We'll be making them all, so ...

This one. [ Sophie points at a small chocolate cake, then points at another, strawberry this time. ]

And this one. [ Then she points to two more, one a banana, and one a 'white' cake. ]

And this one, and that one, because Mithos is getting married. [ NO SOPHIE NO. ]

[ WHAT. ]

Mithos is getting married?

What's wrong, Cheria? Isn't marriage a good thing? [ WHY SO shocked!? ]

[ Hrmm. maybe they should make the white cake first since he's going to come over. ]

[ despite knowing how old he is, she can't seem to get past the fact that he looks like a bitty. ]

It is, but ... [ she sighs. ]

It's nothing. We should make him a cake to congratulate him, definitely.

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