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[ OMG OMG OMG you guys! THE SFC IS RECORDING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -- ... ahem. It's cooking with Sophie today, apparently. She's talked about crablettes, but that's not what's on the menu. Actually, it appears to be cake - and with her is none other than her beloved not!mom, Cheria. Sophie is even wearing a cute little apron with the words, "Kiss the Cook" across the front. She's also carrying another apron for Cheria. This will become important in a moment. ]

Cheria and I are going to make cakes today, so we can share with everyone who wants one.

[ Happy Happy. A-although Sophie, do you not realize how many cakes that would be ._.a ]

Cheria says it can be messy to make a cake, so I have to wear this over my clothes. I don't know why you have to kiss a cook though. Does that happen a lot?

[ Because do not want. She turns to Cheria after a moment, holding up a blue apron. ]

Here Cheria, I found this one for you. [ Enjoy your 'Hands Off My Sexy Behind' apron, Mom. ]

We're going to make cakes with chocolate, and cakes with apples, and cakes with crabs and fish. Mithos, do you want one too?

[ So put your requests in now before someone plays damage control. Also say hello to Pinchy, the live crab she found when she went to the water. And as she's turning away from the SFC she offhandedly comments to the other woman. ]

Cheria, what does a "sexy behind" look like? Is it like a peachbutt?

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[ Poor pinchy just flails away. ;.; ]

Yes, but I have a lot of friends, so we have to make enough for everyone.

[flared]

[Noooo.]

Ah.

[Now pointing at the crab.]

Are you gonna end up using him?

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I don't know if I can. We're making a lot of cakes, so it might have to wait. [ Oh! ]

Do you want him? His name is Pinchy. [ Pinchy proceeds to live up to his name when his pincer clamps onto one of her fingers. She winces slightly, because ow that's a bad pinchy! ]

[flared]

[Ah- Careful there. Axel rubs the back of his neck.]

You gave him a name?

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[ She's okay! She's actually shaking her hand a little, gently prying the pincher off of her finger. ]

Yes. It seemed wrong not to. I gave my cat a name too. If you don't like it, you can name him something else. [ Assuming he wanted the little crab that is. ]

[flared]

[Crabs are such naughty things.]

Don't you think he'd be happier in the ocean or something? You know, up where the island is.

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Won't he be lonely there?

[ All by himself? She tilts her head at the crab, turning it slightly to peer at its beady eyes. ]

[flared]

Not unless there are other crabs up there.