[She smooches him. Just the cheek, but still, and the response is a loud (and highly undignified) yelp.]
JEGUS FUCKING HELL--
[He flails, aiming to shove her away, but she's quick enough to retreat first. Once he actually realizes this, then he sees about getting up, namely by ungainly scramble. He wobbles back a few steps. He dares not turn his back.]
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JEGUS FUCKING HELL--
[He flails, aiming to shove her away, but she's quick enough to retreat first. Once he actually realizes this, then he sees about getting up, namely by ungainly scramble. He wobbles back a few steps. He dares not turn his back.]