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caughtinanetwork2012-11-23 01:40 am
lawesome) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-11-23 01:40 am
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[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.
For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.
She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]
OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!
H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?
Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!
Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?
If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]
For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.
She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]
OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!
H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?
Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!
Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?
If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]
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However, I can answer some things for you.
I assume you have already seen the welcome pamphlet.
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Y3S, 1 R34D TH3 BROCHUR3.
1T W4S N1C3.
V3RY 1NFORM4T1V3.
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Nevertheless, there are some things that we have come to learn about this place, and we will certainly learn more in the future.
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anywway youre in vvatheon youre stuck here and wwhatevver scoundrel you apprehended isnt here so dont wworry about them this placell givve ya plenty to wworry about as is
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1'D HOP3 NOT!
TH3 ONLY PL4C3 4 SCOUNDR3L L1K3 TH4T SHOULD B3 1S UND3R H34VY LOCK 4ND K3Y.
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1T 1S 1NT3R3ST1NG YOU S4Y YOU H4V3N'T S33N M3 H3R3 1N 4 WH1L3 THOUGH
S331NG 4S TH1S 1S TH3 F1RST T1M3 1'V3 B33N H3R3!
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you just dont remember the first time
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TECHNICALLY I COUNT AS A KNIGHT, BUT ANY AND ALL SWOONING WILL END UP WITH YOU DUMPED SOUNDLY ON YOUR OWN ASS.
CLEVER WHITE BARKBEASTS WILL HAVE TO ANSWER FOR THEMSELVES, AS I DO NOT GIVE ONE OUNCE OF A SHIT IN THEIR CASE.
I CAN, HOWEVER, OFFER INFORMATION PROVIDED WE BOTH ACT AS SOUND-MINDED TROLLS AND NOT CACKLING LOONS.
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1T 1S S1MPLY UNCONTROLL4BL3.
OH NO!
WH4T 1S TH1S!
MY H4ND H4S 4LR34DY B3COM3 4F1X3D TO MY FOR3H34D.
MY KN33S. SO W34K.
NO!
1 C4NNOT—
SWOOOOOOOOOOOON.
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CALL BACK IF YOU CAN ACT LIKE THE GROWN ASS ADULT LEGISLACERATOR YOU SUPPOSEDLY ARE
BECAUSE HEY, I COULD ANSWER ALL THESE QUESTIONS FOR YOU
BUT SO LONG AS YOU'RE TOO BUSY SHOWING OFF THAT TEREZI'S RAGING GIGGLEHORROR STREAK IS IN FACT INHERITED, I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY TIME.
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D --> It's you
D --> I assume by your text you remember nothing of your previous time here
[Darkleer is less than please.]
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HOW V3RY CUR1OUS.
3V3RYBODY K33PS M3NT1ON1NG MY PR3V1OUS ST4Y H3R3.
Y3T BY MY KNOWL3DG3, 1 H4V3 N3V3R B33N H3R3 B3FOR3.
TH3 D3COR 1S V3RY UN1QU3. 1 TH1NK 1 WOULD’V3 R3M3MB3R3D.
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D --> Often this place will take an individual from their homeplanet and universe then dismiss them again
D --> They will remember nothing of their time in Vatheon while back there
D --> If/when they are taken again
D --> There is always a chance they will remember their time
D --> And there is always a chance they will not
[No one can say he isn't helpful.]
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That's HER quirk! Not her dancestor's. This is baffling! Karkat hadn't said anything about doubles, however, which could only mean one thing.
...IT'S AN IMPOSTOR!]
>:O!!!
W1LL TH3 R34L M1SS PYROP3 PL34S3 ST4ND UP!
L3T 1T B3 NOT3D TH4T TH3 D3F3ND4NT H4S R1S3N, YOUR HONOR
4S 1 4M 4LSO TH3 D3F3ND4NT, TH1S M34NS TH4T 1 4M UP 4ND ST4ND1NG QU1T3 BR4Z3NLY!
...and then he clues in
fuck.
0kay, which 0ne 0f y0u tw0 i2 actually terezi?
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TRU3LY 4PP4ULL3D
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TH3 ST4T3M3NT ‘W1LL TH3 R34L M1SS PYROP3 PL34S3 ST4ND UP’ 1S PURPOS3LY V4GU3 4ND M1SL34D1NG!
TH3 PROS3CUT1ON R3QU3STS TH3 ST4T3M3NT B3 STR1CK3N FROM COURT R3CORDS.
TH3 COURT 4GR33S W1TH TH3 1MPOSS1BlY B34UT1FUL PROS3CUTOR.
TH3 ST4T3M3NT H4S B33N STR1CK3N FROM R3CORD, TH3 D3F3ND4NT 1S R3QU3ST3D TO P4RK H3R GLUT3S ON H3R CH41R ONC3 MOR3.
YOUR HONOR, TH3 PROS3CUT1ON W1SH3S TO C4LL 4TT3NT1ON TO TH3 FOLLOW1NG CONUNDRUM.
"HOW DO W3 D3F1N3 R34L?"
(TH3 CROWD 1S GO1NG W1LD, OOOOH, 44444H, 3T-C3T3R4, 3T-C3T3R4.)
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:33 < tereziiiii!!!
:33 < no one told me you were here!
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Late!
the bubble i2 ruined f0rever.
h0w'2 it hanging, babe?
hehehe.
get it?
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1S 4 QU3ST1ON YOU DO NOT G3T TO 4SK M3 W1THOUT BUY1NG M3 D1NN3R F1RST.
H4NDSOM3 >:]
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Are we suddenly falling all over teals today?
Not t)(at I'm complaining. 38)
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W3 T34LS 4R3 S1MPLY TH3 B3ST 4T TR1PP1NG UP P3OPL3.
C4N’T CH4LL3NG3 4 T34L TO 4 STUMBL3 OFF, 1T 1S S1MPLY 1MPOSS1BL3.
1T 1S F3F3R1, 1SN’T 1T?
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:33 < *the furocious kitty cat stalks up to the troll in distress and purrs that she could answer a few questions*
:33 < *and she can do it much better than a barkbeast could too*
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Oh well, no harm in joining in, right?]
*TH3 V3RY 1MPORT4NT 4ND B34UT1FUL L3G1SL4C3R4TOR 1S NOT 1N D1STR3SS.*
*TH4T WOULD B3 R34LLY S1LLY B3C4US3 SH3 1S F4R TOO 4W3SOM3 TO B3 1N D1STR3SS*
*SH3 W1LL 4CC3PT TH3 H3LP OF TH3 PURRB34ST HOW3V3R!*
*H3LLO, YOU MUST B3 TH3 D1SC1PL3’S L1TTL3 D3SC3ND3NT.*
*SH3 S4YS TH4T. *
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However, II wiill at least state "hello."
Have you settled iintwo the unusual aliien liifestyle of Vatheon?
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4PPROV3D 4ND R3COMM3ND3D BY ON3 OUT OF ON3 L3G1SL4C3R4TORS!
BUT WH3N TH4T L3G1SL4C3R4TOR 1S M3, YOU DON'T N33D 4NY OTH3RS.
H3H3H3H3.
SO. YOU MUST B3 TH3 PS11ON11C.
1 H4V3 H34RD 4 GR34T D34L 4BOUT YOU.
[While a figure of myth to her as well, he is easier to deal with than the Sufferer. If anything, he had been another follower too, first and foremost.]
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