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[lawesome]

[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.

For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.

She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]



OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!

H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?



Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!

Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?

If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]

Comments

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Sounds like you're just mad that someone stole your ancestor's kismesis

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[unconchonable]

not in the slightest
nice try though

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> I don't know how you can really argue the facts
D --> Mindfang was Dualscar's kismesis
D --> Then she wasn't
D --> And was going after Redglare
D --> Kind of
D --> Hey
D --> Kind of like what happened to you and Vriska

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[unconchonable]

if wwere gonna go off of that dusty old journal
mindfang wwasnt evven goin after redglare redglare wwas pursuin her and not for a relationship
nice try at baitin me though eq but i just cant fuckin givve a damn about anythin you say
also check your facts vvris might havve dumped me wwhich is for the better i got myself a perfect kismesis noww and i see the errors of my wways evven givvin that landhag a chance
but evven mindfang said in her damn journals wwhich might vvery wwell be the only truth to it that dualscar dumped her so wwho wwasnt listenin wwhen vvris blathered on about this stuff
methinks your ears wwere too filled wwith swweat for you to really grasp wwhat happened in that long wwinded purple prosey horrid excuse for literature

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Things I don't care about: everything you just said
D --> In fact, I don't know why I'm wasting my time in the first place
D --> Talking to you is an enlightening as banging my head against a wall

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[unconchonable]

wwell eq if you didnt care wwhy bring it up
wwere you just so certain you could fuckin school me on the contents of that journal that you opened your fuckin maww before thinkin shit properly through
i wwouldnt be surprised
but if youre quite done bein fuckin servved ovver shit you brought up to me in the first bloody place then im done as wwell