Nisha Kadam (
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caughtinanetwork2012-11-23 01:40 am
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[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.
For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.
She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]
OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!
H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?
Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!
Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?
If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]
For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.
She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]
OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!
H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?
Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!
Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?
If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]
[Action!]
I'll think about it. But if I do, it's my own decision, got it?
[Action!]
[Action!]
[His expression softens again.]
But with all that done, I'm going to go back to my hive. Send me a message if you have more questions later and I'll answer them how I can, yeah?
[Action!]
[She checks her recording device, confirming that it was all on there, before it disappears into her sylladex again.
And then! Knowing it will probably make him flap all those limbs of his, she quickly rests one hand on his shoulder before he can get up, leaning in to smooch him on the cheek.]
Thank you, Karkat, you've been a great help.
[And quickly she retreats back before he can smack her across the snout.]
[Action!] (1/4?)
What--
[Action!] (2/3)
JEGUS FUCKING HELL--
[He flails, aiming to shove her away, but she's quick enough to retreat first. Once he actually realizes this, then he sees about getting up, namely by ungainly scramble. He wobbles back a few steps. He dares not turn his back.]
[Action!] (3/3)
You do not fucking do that. Not for anything. That is a hard and unyielding no, you understand? N-O, I do not want that, do not repeat or make any attempt to do so.
[Action!]
Relax, Karkat! It was just a gesture of gratitude.
[Action!]
I still don't want you to do it. And no, that does not mean 'do it anyway because blah blah cutesy bullshit justification'; it means don't do it.
[Action!]
All right. Man. Has anyone ever told you, you need to lighten up a little?
[Action!]
So what if they have? That doesn't mean that I'm not allowed to object to someone I barely know kissing me on the cheek. Which also doesn't mean I'll let you try it again sometime.
[Action!]
I am sorry, okay. There, I apologized! Now can we move on?
[Action!]
Fine. I'm still leaving.
[Which is what he goes to do if he can, backing up a few paces before he turns to walk away properly.]
[Action!]
Also she won't be stopping him. She got what she came for. And she got a lot of info to work through.]