caughtinanetwork | ♎

[~~through the magic of time shenanigans~~ It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.

For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.

She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]

OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!

H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?

Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!

Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?

If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

ivve more fashion sense in one nub than you do in your wwhole hulkin mass of a body
and im kind to those wwho deservve it and im actually really intelligent thanks you kinda provve to me your sevvere lack of intelligence evvery time wwe speak actually
its amazin i can evven make out your unintelligible putrid nonsense wwhenevver wwe speak
i guess gam has been good for somethin after all
howwevver as far as insults go you are the one wwho came in here at the beginnin tryin to insult me wwith your descendant so dont try to act like the vvictim here and thats wway more immature than me feedin you insults after youvve done nothin but insult me
if you wwant a civvil convversation i suggest you take a step back and assess your-fuckin-self before you try to talk to me

[~~z-snap~~]

D --> You realize all of that advise could be said to you
D --> Right
D --> Are you that oblivious or...?

you realize i dont try to talk to you till you wwedge your nose into my business right
ivve been tryin to keep the peace by not talkin to you but here you are
so wwhat is your fuckin goal here darkleer wwe dont get the fuck along and yet you keep pokin the fire for some unfathomable reason

D --> You'll notice I didn't start a conversation with you, either
D --> I spoke to Equius
D --> And Equius alone
D --> I told him that conversations with you do not end well
D --> This has not been disproven
D --> Then you talked to me
D --> And immediately started with an insult
D --> I'm not in the wrong here
D --> Despite how you seem to believe that

you wwedged yourself into a convversation that wwas at me and not you
that IS wwedgin into my business and further provvocation comes from you INSULTIN ME BY DOIN IT
had you just spoke to him about somethin unrelated to me i wwouldnt havve said anything but you spoke to him wwhile he wwas speakin to me about ME in a insultin wway
you ARE in the wwrong here darkleer and if you cant see it you truly are a lost cause

D --> ...
D --> There is certainly a lost cause in this conversation
D --> As most conversations with you tend to be
D --> I did not insult you in my initial response to Equius
D --> Afterwards is entirely different
D --> Although only after you started it

if wwhat you said wwasnt a insult then wwhy is it wwhen all i did wwas revverse the claim suddenly its a insult
funny howw that should wwork and yet you claim it does
but as alwways you provve that this is a pointless fuckin exchange as alwways because you dont evver wwant to owwn up for wwhat youvve done
figures evven wwhen im here attemptin to wwork out some resolvve

D --> "What I've done"
D --> "you attempting to work out some resolve"
D --> I don't think I have any words

and yet youre still typin

D --> It's a figure of speech

im awware

D --> Yet you still made such a poor comeback

because youre not wworth the effort
i dont fancy petty pissin matches wwith the likes a you this wwhole nonsensical exchange has showwn me that any and all communications wwith you is a utter wwaste of my time
much like any wwith your spawwn
so you can just cease and desist already because youre makin yourself look like quite the fool
unless you honestly get unspeakable pleasures from talkin to me
its really the only explanation as to wwhy you continue like you fuckin do

D --> If I was truly a waste of time
D --> Then this conversation would have been done a long time ago
D --> I think I will cut it to a close now
D --> As getting you to listen is like getting the Grand Highblood to be sane
D --> I can't particularly wish you a good day
D --> So simply "bye" will have to do

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