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[lawesome]

[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.

For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.

She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]



OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!

H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?



Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!

Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?

If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]

Comments

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < youd have to get through darkl33r first
:33 < he wont leave his side
:33 < besides, nothing works to wake someone up once this place has put them to sl33p

[lawesome]

G3T THROUGH D4RKL33R F1RST...
OH!
OOOOOH!!! >:!!!
DO 1 D3T3CT TH3 PR3S3NC3 OF 4 QU4DR4NT?
1 B3LI3V3 1 DO, H3H3H3.
HMMMMMM, L3T M3 GU3SS.
P4L3?
NO, H3 1S ST1LL F4R TOO MUCH OF 4 M3SS TO H4V3 TH4T ON3 F1LL3D.
1S 1T R3D?
H4S MR GRUMPY H1GHBLOOD F4LL3N FOR TH3 CH4RM OF 4 S3XY R3B3L?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < oh i KNOW i have b33n trying to help him get that one filled fur ages :||
:33 < but yes yes thats right :33
:33 < they are the most adorable together h33h33

[lawesome]

1'M SUR3 TH3Y 4R3.
H3H3H3, 1 C4N'T W41T TO S33 1T FOR MYS3LF.


[Kinda basically wants to laugh at Darkleer.]

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < well im sure lysunder will wake up soon
:33 < hes b33n asl33p ages already

[Redglare no that is mean :<<]

[lawesome]

4G3S?
HOW LONG WOULD 4G3S B3?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < uhm
:33 < purrhaps a few w33ks?

[lawesome]

TH4T SOUND L1K3 4 V3RY LONG T1M3 FOR SOM3ON3 TO B3 4SL33P.
4R3 YOU SUR3 H3 1SN'T D34D?
>:?
TH3 4PP34R4NC3 OF BR34TH1NG M4Y B3 C4US3D BY G4S3S SLOWLY 3SC4P1NG FROM H1S ROTT1NG HUSK.

sorry for all this threadjacking 8U

[aim_exorable]

D --> He has a pulse
D --> And there is brain activity
D --> So yes
D --> We are quite certain

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < its okay darkl33r!
:33 < i was going to explain to her about the strange sl33ps people go into here sometimes

[aim_exorable]

D --> We are not that stupid honestly
D --> Who does she think we are?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < shhh
:33 < a lot of the things here are weird and n33d to be expurrlained!

[aim_exorable]

D --> Nepeta
D --> You seem to get me continuously confused with your moirail
D --> Stop the shooshing

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < i know purrfectly well that youre not equius!
:33 < he n33ds shooshing a lot less than you do :||

[aim_exorable]

D --> ...We are quite done here

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < excuse me mister but who butted in furst?!

[aim_exorable]

D --> I was clearing something up
D --> And then you shooshed me

filtered;

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < you were being grouchy because it involves summoner and youre worried about him
:33 < thats why i shooshed you
:33 < because the thought of him being dead upset you even though its not true
:33 < but you cant let people s33 it affecting you that way, all right?

filtered;

[aim_exorable]

D --> Lies
D --> I am insulted you would think such things
D --> I was already insulted to begin with
D --> Considering the Neophyte's implication that we were all stupid enough to mistake a corpse for a sleeper
D --> Which is why I spoke up

filtered;

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < fine :||
:33 < im not going to argue with you about this
:33 < because unlike you said i am not mistaking you for my moirail :||
:33 < just for someone i care about very much and want to be okay

filtered;

[aim_exorable]

D --> I am okay
D --> I have always been okay
D --> Honestly, you are worrying too much

filtered;

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < what you are is a great big liar
:33 < you are so not okay!

filtered;

[aim_exorable]

D --> Nepeta I am
D --> Perfectly so!
D --> We are not having this argument

filtered;

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < oh yes we are
:33 < even if tavros fell into one of those sl33ps i wouldnt refuse to go out or to let him out of my sight
:33 < or get growly if hes even mentioned
:33 < he wouldnt want you to be doing this, darkl33r!

filtered;

[aim_exorable]

D --> If I let him out of my sight
D --> There is a high chance he'll get kidnapped

[Not addressing those other parts.]