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[lawesome]

[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.

For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.

She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]



OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!

H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?



Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!

Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?

If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]

Comments

[lawesome]

OBSTRUCT1NG FOOTP4THS TO 1NDUC3 TR1PP1NG, SL1PP1NG, SL1D1NG 4ND OTH3R 1NS4B1L1TY OF FOOT1NG 1S 4 T1M3 HONOUR3D TR4D1T1ON 1N OUR C4ST3!
W3 T34LS 4R3 S1MPLY TH3 B3ST 4T TR1PP1NG UP P3OPL3.
C4N’T CH4LL3NG3 4 T34L TO 4 STUMBL3 OFF, 1T 1S S1MPLY 1MPOSS1BL3.

1T 1S F3F3R1, 1SN’T 1T?

[terribubblykoi]

Maybe it is or maybe it isn't.
Well, okay, it definitely is.
Feferi Peixes, t)(e former abdicated ---Empress-to-be or somet)(ing like t)(at anymore.
It's )(ard to keep track!

[lawesome]

4 L1TTL3 B1RDY H4D 4LR34DY TOLD M3 YOU’R3 H3R3.
W3LL, L1TTL3...
QU1T3 B1G, R34LLY.
F4T.
1 DON’T 3V3N TH1NK H3 C4N FLY!

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[aim_exorable]

D --> Rude

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[lawesome]

4R3 YOU C3RT41N YOU W3R3 NOT B4N1SH3D FOR B31NG TOO MUCH OF 4 P4RTY POOP3R? >:[

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[aim_exorable]

D --> I am not a party pooper

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[lawesome]

OBJ3CT1ON!
1 TH1NK YOUR 4B1L1TY TO SH1T 3NT1R3 C3L3BR4T1ONS 1S UNR1V4LL3D.
1 4M 4 P3OPL3 P3RSON, YOU C4N TRUST MY JUDG3M3NT.

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[aim_exorable]

D --> Your language is disgusting
D --> And your judgement questionable

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[lawesome]

H4H4H4, 1’D S4Y TH3 V3RY W4Y YOU 4R3 R34CT1NG TO MY ST4T3M3NT 1S PROOF FOR TH3 ST4T3M3NT 1TS3LF.

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[aim_exorable]

D --> You are going to need more solid proof than that
D --> I thought you a professional

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[lawesome]

OH, 1 W4S UN4W4R3 TH4T TH1S W4S 4 V3RY OFF1C14L COURT OF L4W.

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[aim_exorable]

D --> Official or not, it is still important for you to maintain a professional way of accusing a troll

[terribubblykoi]

Sounds more like bait t)(an a proper bird!
-Even so, just w)(at will all t)(is mean?
You're rat)(er redundant and not just because Terezi's )(ere, you know.

[lawesome]

OOOH?
4ND WH4T M4K3S YOU S4Y TH4T?

[terribubblykoi]

)(uman laws work different from ours, like -EXTR-EM-----ELY different.
So W)(OOPS, you've got not)(ing going for you.
Crime and justice and legislacerating is all a moot point.
No fis)( to fry at all.

[lawesome]

P3RH4PS 1 H4V3 B33N BROUGHT H3R3 TO 3DUC4T3 TH3M 3X4CTLY ON TH3 N4TUR3 OF 4LT3RN14N L4W.
OR 4LT3RN4T1V3LY.
L4UGH 4T TH31R NO DOUBT 1N3FF1C13NT SYST3M.
MY L1TTL3 B1RDY TOLD M3 TH3Y DO NOT 3V3N PUT CR1M1N4LS TO TH3 NOOS3.
HOW STR4NG3!



[Her mind is working quick though. A different system of law? Now that is something she is interested in. She should find some of these humans to ask them about their systems. She has her dreams, after all. This could be relevant to those.]

[terribubblykoi]

You're not even supposed to kill someone w)(en they killed you first.
Everyone just gets away wit)( everyt)(ing, I guess.
You won't be able to make )(eads or tailfins of t)(is, let me tell you.

[lawesome]

W3LL TH4T WON'T DO.
CR1M3S C4NNOT GO UNPUN1SH3D, TH4T MUCH 1S C3RT41N.
HOW3V3R 1 SUPPOS3 1N TH1S PL4C3 WH3R3 D34TH 1S 4PP4R3NTLY W1THOUT M34N1NG
TH3 V3RY PUN1SHM3NT OF D34TH TOO WOULD B3 M34N1NGL3SS.
BUT TH4T JUST M34NS W3 H4V3 TO G3T MOR3 CR34T1V3, DON'T W3?
>:]

[terribubblykoi]

)(e)(e)(e, you know w)(at would be great?
Public embarrassment!

[lawesome]

H3H3H3H3, 4R3 YOU SUR3 TH4T W1LL WORK THOUGH?
SOM3 P3OPL3 M4Y B3 SO US3D TO B31NG PUBL1C 3MB4RR4SSM3NTS TH3Y WON'T F33L PUN1SH3D 4T 4LL!

[terribubblykoi]

No, no, t)(ey're just too stupid to realize t)(e trut)(!
Trust me, I know t)(e best example of t)(at type and everyt)(ing.
You just )(ave to let t)(em pufferfis)( up more and it gets even better.

[lawesome]

WHY 1 WOND3R WHO YOU M1GHT M34N BY TH4T.

[terribubblykoi]

Aren't you a great legislacerator?
I'm sure you can sniff that out.

[lawesome]

OBJ3CT1ON!
1 4M NOT 4 GR34T L3G1SL4C3R4TOR.
1 4M 4N 4M4Z1NG ON3!
1N F4CT, US1NG MY SUP3R1OR SK1LL 4ND W1T, 1 H4V3 4LR34DY FOUND TH3 CULPR1T.

[terribubblykoi]

O)(, )(ow impressive!
Or it will be if you're right, really.
So w)(at dork did you net in your mind?