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caughtinanetwork2012-11-23 01:40 am
lawesome) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-11-23 01:40 am
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[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.
For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.
She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]
OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!
H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?
Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!
Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?
If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]
For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.
She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]
OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!
H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?
Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!
Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?
If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]
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H3 1S 4 V3RY NUBBY FOUNT41N OF KNOWL3DG3 4ND RUD3 G3STUR3S.
1F WH4T YOU S4Y 1S CORR3CT, TH4T M34NS TH3 CURR3NT L1N3-UP OF 4DULTS 4ND D3SC3ND4NTS WOULD B3 3NCOMP4SS:
ORPH4N3R DU4LSC4R 4ND H1S D3SC3ND4NT.
TH3 GR4ND H1GHBLOOD 4ND H1S D3SC3ND4NT.
YOU 4ND YOUR D3SC3ND4NT.
TH3 M4RQU1S3 TH4NKFULLY S4NS D3SC3ND4NT.
M3 4ND MY 4M4Z1NG D3SC3ND4NT WHO 1 H4V3 NOT R34LLY M3T Y3T BUT 4M 4SSUR3D 1S 4M4Z1NG R3G4RDL3SS.
TH3 D1SC1PL3 4ND H3R D3SC3ND4NT.
TH3 PS11ON11C 4ND H1S D3SC3ND4NT.
TH3 MYST3R1OUS SL33P1NG OR4NG3BLOOD 4ND H1S 3QU4LLY MYST3R1OUS BUT POSS1BLY NOT SL33P1NG D3SC3ND4NT.
4ND L4STLY 4 V3RY N4UGHTY MUT4NTBLOOD 4ND H1S D3SC3ND4NT MR K4RK4T 'R4WR R4WR MY S3NS3 OF HUMOR 1S 4S T1NY 4S MY HORNS' V4NT4S.
TH4T M4K3S N1N3 4DULTS 4ND 31GHT CH1LDR3N!
M34N1NG TH3R3 4R3 TWO CH1LDR3N 1 4M NOT Y3T 4W4R3 OF.
WHO WOULD TH3Y B3?
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D --> Tyrian purpleblood
D --> Descendent of Her Imperious Condescension
D --> Then there is Kanaya Maryam
D --> Jadeblood
D --> Descendent of the Dolorosa
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‘YOU GOTT4 B3 FUCK1N SH1TT1NG M3’
1S 1N ORD3R.
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D --> Not that I was formally sworn to do so but it is
D --> You may look up their names on the communication device if you doubt my claims
D --> It possesses that function
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GO1NG 4S F4R 4S TO K1DN4P 4 TYR14N!
TH3N 1 R3M3MB3R3D TH4T OUR 3MPR3SS
GLORY B3 UPON H3R BL4H BL4H BL4H 3TC
T3NDS TO ST4B H3R D3SC3ND4NTS.
4ND 4S SUCH 1 1M4G1N3 TH3 4MOUNT OF FUCKS SH3 WOULD G1V3 WOULD PROB4BLY V3RY N34RLY 3XC33D N1L.
TH4T S41D, CONS1D3R1NG TH3 P4TT3RN
1 SUPPOS3 W3 C4N D1SM1SS TH3 NOT1ON OF H4V1NG B33N BROUGHT H3R3 4T R4NDOM.
H4V3 YOU FOUND 4NY OTH3R 1NFORM4T1ON ON TH3 P4R4M3T3RS TH4T WOULD M4K3 ON3 4 T4RG3T FOR POT3NT14LLY R3C31V1NG 4 ON3 W4Y T1CK3T TO UND3RW4T3R FUN TOWN (FUN SOLD S3P3R4T3LY)?
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D --> Considering that by their time, Alternia and many of its children have been destroyed
D --> And yes, our Empress does have a tendency to do that
D --> That is what I thought
D --> If I had to guess, something about the individuals is important in some way
D --> In the case of the trolls
D --> Those chosen have a connection to a rather important game
D --> I do not suppose anyone has mentioned the name "Sgrub" to you?
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hilaritycross-referencing.]TH3Y H4V3 NOT.
YOU 4R3 TH3 F1RST.
WH1CH M34NS TH3 BURD3N OF 3XPL41N1NG F4LLS ON YOU.
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D --> It is a game played on computers and affects reality
D --> From what I understand, playing it summons meteors which destroy most of the planet
D --> And its inhabitants
D --> The players however are transported to other worlds within the game
D --> It is rather complicated and obviously the children would be more knowledgeable of it
D --> They were all part of the same team, after all
D --> And played together
D --> The Vantas boy is their leader and would know more
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1 SUPPOS3 TH4T 1S 4 MOR3 SOL1D TH3ORY TH4N MY OWN TH3ORY TH4T W3 W3R3 BROUGHT H3R B3C4US3 W3 4R3 4LL SO V3RY 4W3SOM3.
1 M34N 1T OBV1OUSLY 4CCOUNTS FOR MY PR3S3NC3.
BUT TH3N 1 R3M3MB3R3D TH4T TH3 M4RQU1S3 1S 4LSO H3R3.
WH1CH PR3TTY SOL1DLY BURNS TH4T TH3ORY.
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D --> You know her
D --> Or at least of her, which is not surprising considering her reputation in her time
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BUT 1 WOULD NOT W4NT N4US34 TO OV3RT4K3 3V3RY 1NCH OF MY HUSK.
TH3 M4RQU1S3 1S 4 SCOURG3 UPON OUR S34S.
SH3 1S 4 T3RROR ON 4LL OF TROLLK1ND.
4LSO H3R L1PST1CK 1S UGLY 4ND 1 H34RD SH3 PR3F3RS TROLL NSYNC TO TROLL B4CKSTR33T BOYS.
WH1CH 1S CL34RLY ON3 B4DLY SUNG BR1DG3 TOO F4R.
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D --> A word of warning
D --> You cannot kill anyone here permanently
D --> And those in charge do not take kindly to it
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1T 1S 4 V3RY R34SON4BL3 PUN1SHM3NT TO M4NY CR1M3S, 4FT3R 4LL.
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D --> This is a recent development
D --> If you kill someone, then both you and they have something taken away
D --> Sight in the case of the last person who did so
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WHY BOTH3R T4K1NG SOM3TH1NG FROM 4 CORPS3?
TH4T S33MS R4TH3R S1LLY!
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D --> The nurses somehow bring the individual back to life
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...WH1CH 4R3 QU1T3 COMMON 1N TH3 D3S3RTS OF OUR HOM3L4ND 4ND THUS NO R34SON FOR 4CTU4L SHOCK.
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D --> Fully functioning and sentient individuals
D --> As if they were never dead
D --> There are no undead here, as far as I know
D --> ...
D --> Well there is Miss Kanaya but she is an entirely different matter altogether
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YOU KNOW 4FT3R TH3 TR4NS-UN1V3RS4L K1DN4PP1NG 4ND T1M3 SH3N4N1G4NS, 1 4M NOT 3V3N SURPR1S3D!
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