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[lawesome]

[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.

For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.

She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]



OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!

H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?



Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!

Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?

If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]

Comments

[text]

[unconchonable]

i believve youvve done me a disservvice by mixin myself up wwith you there dumbleer

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> Oh no
D --> You have added a weak insulting adjective to the latter end of my name
D --> Truly my honor has been torn asunder
D --> However will I recover from this grievous insult



D --> Oh wait
D --> Nevermind
D --> It's an immature nickname made in two seconds by a child that I've heard thousands of times before by those who thought themselves clever
D --> Nevermind
D --> It is quite the false alarm
D --> Carry on

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[lawesome]

[sorry, darkleer, you are like her new hatebuddy. And she needs someone to laugh about this kid with.]


OH GOD TH1S K1D 1S 4 HOOT.
PL34S3 T3LL M3 H3 1S 4LW4YS L1K3 TH4T
PL34S3 PL34S3 PL34S3.
L13 1F YOU H4V3 TO TO PROT3CT MY FR4G1L3 H34RT.

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[aim_exorable]

[Aw maaan. Just please do not randomly turn up at his house at least, please. That is what happened last time with his other crazy coolblooded lady.]

D --> A legislacerator demanding lies? How scandalous
D --> It is a good thing there are no lies needed
D --> His ego could fuel the creation of another planet and his willful ignorance could provide its native flora
D --> I have not the faintest idea what the Vantas boy sees in him

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[lawesome]

WH4T TH3 V4NT4S BOY S33S 1N H1M...
>:O!
>:O!!!
TH1S SM3LLS L1K3 GOSS1P.
PL34S3 G1V3 M3 4LL TH3 F4CTS 4ND DON’T L34V3 OUT TH3 H1L4R1OUS D3T41LS.

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[aim_exorable]

D --> They are matesprits
D --> They live together, even
D --> The Ampora boy gets on nearly everyone's nerves and is nearly always shoving his foot in his mouth
D --> I can assure you this
D --> And the Vantas boy is always two steps behind facepalming at his idiocy
D --> Sometimes among the line of individuals yelling at him
D --> Yet they're still together
D --> Truly one of the universe's mysteries

[text]

[lawesome]

WOW.
1 WOULD’V3 3XP3CT3D BL4CKROM. 4SH3N, M4YB3.
ON3 OF THOS3 SURP1S3 W31RD MO1R4LL3G13NC3S
BUT M4T3SPR1TS...
H3 DO3S KNOW TH4T V4NT4S 1S 4 SW33T L1TTL3 R3D CH3RRY UND3R 4 MOUNT41N OF GR4Y GRUMP1N3SS, R1GHT?

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> With how much Vantas has to interfere to keep the little fool's head on his shoulders
D --> He may as well flip ashen in my opinion
D --> But no
D --> I hear once that they were moirails but then flipped
D --> somehow

D --> If he hasn't by now, then he's such a lost cause not even maps and compasses could help him

[text]

[unconchonable]

ivve been tonin my insults dowwn for your sake dont wwanna emotionally traumatize you like I did last time

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> ...Eridan Ampora
D --> Do you actually understand the definition and symptoms of emotional trauma?

[text]

[unconchonable]

yeah I do actually
maybe you should ask your matesprit the same

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> I suspect you don't
D --> So let the schooldfeeding begin again
D --> What you do is emotionally aggravating
D --> (italicized for your benefit)
D --> Which just makes individuals find you a nuisance

D --> Emotionally traumatizing would be more like
D --> Well
D --> Your ancestor repeatedly coming onto both myself and Lysunder
D --> Despite how many times we've refused him
D --> The secondhand embarrassment is crippling for us I assure you

[text]

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> It's not just you, Darkleer
D --> I get thirdhand embarrassment whenever he does that

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> I apologize that you must suffer so, Equius
D --> If I had known my presence would call embarrassing seadweller flirts, then I would have reigned myself in properly

[text]

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> I understand
D --> You canter help it
D --> B100b100ds just have so much of what the common classes colloquially call

D --> Swag

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> That is without a doubt true
D --> Perhaps we shouldn't be so hard on him when he feels the stirrup of emotion
D --> Almost anyone would be susceptible to it

[text]

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> They simply can't help themselves
D --> The STRONG appeal of our swag just trots along too briskly for them to keep up
D --> I blame the fins
D --> It's probably those weird fins

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> I don't doubt it is the fins and other such strange seadweller mutations
D --> Those along with their personalities just makes foals of themselves
D --> It must be all that hoof envy that makes them act so aggressive towards us

[text]

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Obviously hoof envy
D --> We're just too gate for them
D --> They can't keep up

[text]

[unconchonable]

howws shoutin into the wwind wworkin for ya
ANYWWAYS you still fail to realize the origin of all this mention of emotional trauma and continue to provve wwhy youre a fuckin idiot
as far as dualscars romantic agenda thats none of my business though I wwish he had better taste
but again not my business
SO
do that bullheaded idiot a favvor and copy paste this to him itll savve ya a lot of trouble

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> I do not believe I will
D --> A child's incoherency isn't something he needs to deal with
D --> I'm still unsure why you think you emotionally traumatized anyone
D --> If I was emotionally traumatized by you
D --> Why would I bother talking with you?

[text]

[unconchonable]

you wworry about subjectin him to a childs incoherency but YOU are datin him
ivve told you before evven mentioned it earlier in the convversation but fine ill do you this one favvor and explain
wwhen you and I had that spat back wwhen you sent vvris after me summoner and I met up and he said I emotionally traumatized you wwith wwhat I said
his wword not mine he also laughably got dualscar to talk to me because I apparently caused so much damage so you can thank his stupid fuckin ass for that dipshit

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> First of all, just because you say it doesn't mean it's true
D --> Until I see those message myself, I will not put much stock in them
D --> Even if he did say such things then what I suspect he was saying was something more along the lines of "emotionally susceptible"
D --> In other words
D --> That I was susceptible to my emotions
D --> Which during that particular event
D --> Included murderous rage

[text]

[unconchonable]

he sure isnt wwith you for your sponge is he
i said wwe met in person there isnt any damn message except wwhen he told me to meet wwith him but wwhatevver be a brainless muscleheaded idiot for all i care
you can evven ask dualscar about summoner tryin to get him on me about it if you wwant proof a that seems summoner doesnt keep you informed does he
but he definitely said I emotionally traumatized you nothin about bein emotionally susceptible actually he threatened me and said he didnt want me to emotionally traumatize someone important to him again so yeah nice try but youre wwrong

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[aim_exorable]

D --> And no one is dating you for your intelligence, fashion sense, or kind streak, possibly because none of those exist
D --> Yet I brought none of those up
D --> If you cannot carry on a conversation without immediate rudeness, then you are not mature enough to partake in it
D --> I have no reason to believe you
D --> For a multitude of reasons
D --> The above being a good display of just one of them