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caughtinanetwork2012-11-23 01:40 am
lawesome) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-11-23 01:40 am
♎ | 001
[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.
For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.
She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]
OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!
H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?
Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!
Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?
If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]
For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.
She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]
OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!
H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?
Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!
Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?
If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]
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D --> I get thirdhand embarrassment whenever he does that
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D --> If I had known my presence would call embarrassing seadweller flirts, then I would have reigned myself in properly
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D --> You canter help it
D --> B100b100ds just have so much of what the common classes colloquially call
D --> Swag
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D --> Perhaps we shouldn't be so hard on him when he feels the stirrup of emotion
D --> Almost anyone would be susceptible to it
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D --> The STRONG appeal of our swag just trots along too briskly for them to keep up
D --> I blame the fins
D --> It's probably those weird fins
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D --> Those along with their personalities just makes foals of themselves
D --> It must be all that hoof envy that makes them act so aggressive towards us
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D --> We're just too gate for them
D --> They can't keep up
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D --> Oh well
D --> What is it they say these days?
D --> "Can't stop won't stop"?
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"OH GOD PL34S3 STOP B3C4US3 TH1S 1S 4N 3MB4RR4SSM3NT TO 3V3RY MOTH3RGRUB F34R1NG TROLL 4ROUND."
YOU 4R3 M4K1NG US LOOK STUP1D 1N FRONT OF TH3 SQU1SHY 4L13NS!
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D --> We are uncanterollable
D --> Although I would be amazed if any stuck around this long
D --> Nothing but trolls
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1T 1S M4K1NG M3 W4NT TO FL33.
OR ST4B.
1 G3T THOS3 M1X3D UP SOM3T1MES.
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D --> Since stabbing me would be a bit more difficult
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YOU UND3R3ST1M4T3 MY D3D1C4T1ON TO ST4BB1NG TH1NGS.
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1 N3V3R B4CK DOWN FROM 4 CH4LL3NG3.
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D --> Well the ball is in your court, Neophyte
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D --> He can use the Void like you wouldn't believe
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WH4T WOULD TH1S TH3 VO1D B3?
>:?
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D --> I'm still learning how it works
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BUT 3V3N 1F YOU 4R3 ST1LL L34RN1NG, YOU COULD T3LL M3 4 L1TTL3, R1GHT?
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D --> Since Darkleer is going to be using it to hide from you, and that would be giving you an unfair advantage
D --> You'll have to find him on your own
[Babby void powers, activate!]
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1 DO L1K3 1T WH3N TH1NGS 4R3 1N MY COURT.
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D --> Whenever you're ready
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