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caughtinanetwork2012-11-23 01:40 am
lawesome) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-11-23 01:40 am
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[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.
For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.
She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]
OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!
H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?
Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!
Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?
If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]
For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.
She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]
OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!
H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?
Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!
Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?
If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]
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HMMM, SO YOU B3L13V3 TH4T OUR 4RR1V4L H3R3 GR4NTS US 4LL 4 CL34N SL4T3?
3V3N OF TH3 MOST H31NOUS CR1M3S?
4 F1N3 4ND CONV3N13NT F4T3 FOR TH3 CR1M1N4L, BUT WH4T OF TH3 V1CT1M?
1S 1T TRULY JUST TO W4TCH P3OPL3 GO FR33 S1MPLY B3C4US3 TH3 CR1M3 W4S COM1TT3D 1N 4NOTH3R LOC4T1ON?
[She is also trolling the fuck out of him.]
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wwhat im sayin is my punishment is wwaitin for me
im a troll on death roww and ivve done nothin but good behavvior wwhile awwaitin my turn for the gallowws so to speak
so unless you think a criminal deservves double the punishment then i do think those wwho are wwillin to change their wways should be allowwed to change their wways in peace
as for those wwho arent guaranteed their justly dues i dont think they should escape punishment
as for the vvictim
[He honestly pauses for a long while. God, she's speaking like she knows this shit and it's honestly making him feel rather uncomfortable. Augh.]
they should seek comfort in knowwin their wwrong doer is gettin wwhats comin to him
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H3H3.
H3H3H3H3H3H.
R3L4X, L1TTL3 ORPH4N3R.
1 H4V3 NO 1NT3NT1ON OF SUBJ3CT1NG YOU TO TH3 NOOS3.
THOUGH YOU C4NNOT D3NY YOU R1GHTLY D3S3RV3 TO SW1NG.
L3TS S4Y SOM3ON3 V3RY P3RSU4S1V3 4LR34DY 4RGU3D ON YOUR B3H4LF.
T1R3L3SSLY.
3NDL3SSLY.
R34LLY, 1 DON'T KNOW WH3R3 H3 G3TS TH4T ST4M1N4 FROM!
YOU SHOULD PROB4BLY TH4NK H1M 4ND G1V3 H1M 4 L1TTL3 K1SS FOR TH4T.
THOUGH H3 D1DN'T MUCH L1K3 1T WH3N 1 D1D 1T.
>:]
1N F4CT, 1 TH1NK YOU 4R3 CORR3CT!
THOUGH OBV1OUSLY 4 FL4W3D SYST3M, 4S TH3R3 3X1ST NO 4LT3RN4T1V3S W1THOUT FL4W, 1T 1S OUR B3ST OPT1ON 4T TH1S JUNCT1ON.
WH1CH M4K3S YOU V3RY LUCKY.
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you fuckin kissed my matesprit
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BLUH!!!!! BLUH!!!!! 4444RGHHHH!!!!
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1T 1S NOT V3RY N1C3 TO M4K3 FUN OF MY COND1T1ON.
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WWHAT fuckin condition
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1 4M V3RY S3NS1T1V3 4BOUT MY COND1T1ON.
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BUT KNOW YOU FORC3D TH1S CONF3SS1ON OUT OF M3.
YOU FORC3D MY H4ND, 3R1D4N.
1 SIMPLY C4NNOT R3S1ST YOUR OV3RWH3LM1NG FL4WL3SS 4RGUM3NT4T1ON 4NY LONG3R.
1...
1 34T CH1LDR3N.
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no you dont
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no not exactly but i knoww bullshit wwhen i read it
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4SSUM1NG TH1NGS W1HTOUT PROOF 1S TH3 S1GN OF 4 F33BL3 4ND SOON TO B3 34T3N M1ND!
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stay awway from my matesprit and dont you put your mouth on him again
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YOU 4R3 CONFL4T1NG TWO S3P3R4T3 ISSU3S.
TH3 QU3ST1ON OF WH3TH3R OR NOT 1 H4V3 4 T4ST3 FOR CH1LDR3N 1S NOT R3L4T3D TO TH3 QU3ST1ON OF WH3TH3R OR NOT YOU C4N D3F3ND YOURS3LF.
HOW3V3R, 1N TH3 1NT3R3STS OF OUR CONT1NU3D COOP3R4T1ON, 1 W1LL V4L14NTLY STR1V3 TO R3STR4IN MY HUNG3R 1N TH3 FUTUR3.
L3ST 1 M1GHT N1BBL3 ON THOS3 CUT3 L1TTL3 HORNS.
D34L?
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but wwhatevver
keep your fraudulent hunger in check and yeah evverythin wwill be fuckin dandy
so deal
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unless murder isnt considered a crime
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HOW3V3R 1S 1T CONS1D3R3D 4 CR1M3 TO ST1CK TO ON3´S N4TUR4L D13T?
W3 DO NOT 3XP3CT TH3 M1GHTY CHOL3R4B34R TO 3SCH3W TH3 FR3SH3ST OF F1SH.
NOR DO YOU CONS1D3R 1T 4 CR1M3 TO D1N3 UPON TH3 D3L1C1OUS C4RC4SS OF 4 SL4UGHT3R3D O1NKB34ST, 1 1M4G1NE.
CH1LDR3N 4R3 L1K3 B4CON TO M3, 3R1D4N.
DO NOT T4K3 MY JOY 4W4Y.
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you can find a substitute for your fictional child diet
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F1CT1ON4L OR OTH3RW1S3.
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i
no i told you havve a matesprit and a kismesis you can find your owwn fine dinin
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4N 4DM1R4BL3 QU4L1TY.
1T'S 4LL R1GHT.
R3M3MB3R, 1 4LR34DY L34N3D W3 4R3 1N V4STLY D1FF3R3NT L34GU3S.
P34H4PS 1 W1LL 4SK SOLLUX FOR SOM3 T1PS 4G41N.
H3 H3LP3D M3 F1ND SOM3 V3RY 1NT3R3ST1NG STUFF B3FOR3.
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