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caughtinanetwork2012-11-23 01:40 am
lawesome) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-11-23 01:40 am
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[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.
For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.
She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]
OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!
H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?
Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!
Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?
If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]
For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.
She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]
OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!
H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?
Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!
Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?
If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]
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4SSUM1NG TH1NGS W1HTOUT PROOF 1S TH3 S1GN OF 4 F33BL3 4ND SOON TO B3 34T3N M1ND!
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stay awway from my matesprit and dont you put your mouth on him again
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YOU 4R3 CONFL4T1NG TWO S3P3R4T3 ISSU3S.
TH3 QU3ST1ON OF WH3TH3R OR NOT 1 H4V3 4 T4ST3 FOR CH1LDR3N 1S NOT R3L4T3D TO TH3 QU3ST1ON OF WH3TH3R OR NOT YOU C4N D3F3ND YOURS3LF.
HOW3V3R, 1N TH3 1NT3R3STS OF OUR CONT1NU3D COOP3R4T1ON, 1 W1LL V4L14NTLY STR1V3 TO R3STR4IN MY HUNG3R 1N TH3 FUTUR3.
L3ST 1 M1GHT N1BBL3 ON THOS3 CUT3 L1TTL3 HORNS.
D34L?
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but wwhatevver
keep your fraudulent hunger in check and yeah evverythin wwill be fuckin dandy
so deal
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unless murder isnt considered a crime
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HOW3V3R 1S 1T CONS1D3R3D 4 CR1M3 TO ST1CK TO ON3´S N4TUR4L D13T?
W3 DO NOT 3XP3CT TH3 M1GHTY CHOL3R4B34R TO 3SCH3W TH3 FR3SH3ST OF F1SH.
NOR DO YOU CONS1D3R 1T 4 CR1M3 TO D1N3 UPON TH3 D3L1C1OUS C4RC4SS OF 4 SL4UGHT3R3D O1NKB34ST, 1 1M4G1NE.
CH1LDR3N 4R3 L1K3 B4CON TO M3, 3R1D4N.
DO NOT T4K3 MY JOY 4W4Y.
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you can find a substitute for your fictional child diet
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F1CT1ON4L OR OTH3RW1S3.
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no i told you havve a matesprit and a kismesis you can find your owwn fine dinin
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4N 4DM1R4BL3 QU4L1TY.
1T'S 4LL R1GHT.
R3M3MB3R, 1 4LR34DY L34N3D W3 4R3 1N V4STLY D1FF3R3NT L34GU3S.
P34H4PS 1 W1LL 4SK SOLLUX FOR SOM3 T1PS 4G41N.
H3 H3LP3D M3 F1ND SOM3 V3RY 1NT3R3ST1NG STUFF B3FOR3.
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wwait wwhat EXACTLY did sol showw you
wwhat did you twwo do
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YOU WOULDN'T W4NT M3 TO SPR34D 4ROUND 4NYTH1NG PR1V4T3 W3 M1GHT SP34K 4BOUT, R1GHT?
THOUGH JUST TH1S ONC3, 1 G1V3 YOU P3RM1SS1ON TO 4SK MY D34R PURV3YOR FOR D3T41LS.
T3LL H1M YOUR R3QU3ST 1S 100% R3DGL4R3 4PPROV3D. V3RY OFF1C14L!
4ND WH3N YOU GO 4SK H1M, COULD YOU T3LL H1M 'TH4NKS, 1T W4S HOT'?
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stay awway from both my matesprit AND my kismesis goddamnit im gonna find out wwhat happened and i swwear to fuckin FUCK if you did ANYTHIN wwith him youll be fuckin sorry
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