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[lawesome]

[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.

For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.

She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]



OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!

H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?



Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!

Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?

If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]

Comments

[lawesome]

Y3S!
BUT ONLY TH3 WORST, MOST D3V14NT OF PR3Y.
1 SP34K OF COURS3 OF TH3 MOST D4NG3ROUS TYP3S OF CR1M1N4LS OUR WORLD H4S TO OFF3R.
1 3V3N C4PTUR3D TH3 M4RQU1S3 H3RS3LF.
BURN3D 4LL H3R PR3C1OUS L1TTL3 SH1PS 4ND H4D PYR4LSP1T3 34T H3R LUSUS.
1T W4S GR34T.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < youre enemies with miss mindfang?!
:33 < i didnt know that ://

[lawesome]

SH3 1S TH3 3N3MY OF OUR 3MP1R3.
TO M3, SH3 1S NOTH1NG MOR3 TH4N 4N 4SS1GNM3NT.
BUS1N3SS.
4 GOOD L3G1SL4C3R4TOR N3V3R F41LS TO COMM1T H3RS3LF BUT SH3 N3V3R T4K3S H3R C4S3S P3RSON4L 31TH3R.
W3 4R3 NOTH1NG MOR3 4ND NOTH1NG L3SS TH4N TH3 COLD, 1MP4RT14L BL4D3 OF JUST1C3 COM1NG DOWN ON THOS3 WHO H4V3 C4LL3D 1T UPON TH3MS3LV3S.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < i s33
:33 < i suppaws i understand ://
:33 < it just s33ms very weird

[lawesome]

HMM. P3RH4PS 1 C4N M4K3 1T CL34R3R.
YOU HUNT, R1GHT N3P3T4?
H4V3 YOU 3V3R K1LL3D 4 SQU34KB34ST?
1'M SUR3 4 FUROC1OUS HUNT3R L1K3 YOU H4S.
T3LL M3.
WH3N YOU K1LL3D TH4T MOUS3
D1D YOU H4T3 1T?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < oh no no i understood that bit!
:33 < i meant it was weird you two didnt know each other more than that
:33 < since vriska and terezi used to be bestest friends

[lawesome]

[wow, that was something new!]

HMMM.
VR1SK4 1S TH3 M4RQU1SE'S L1TTL3 D3SC3ND4NT, 1SN'T SH3?
P3RH4PS TH3 DOWNF4LL OF H3R 4NC3STOR T4UGHT H3R TO OB3Y TH3 L4W.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < thats right
:33 < err...
:33 < i wouldnt say that
:33 < at all :||

[lawesome]

OH?
WH4T SORT OF SCOUNDR3L 1S TH1S VR1SK4 TH3N?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < well
:33 < a lot of it isnt my story to tell
:33 < but she broke tavros back in a game of flarp for no reason and it started a horrible revenge cycle
:33 < a lot of my friends ended up dead or hurt

[lawesome]

[Interesting. She should get the whole story on this. Though, obviously she should move with caution.]


1 S33.
WHO 1S TH1S T4VROS?
YOU'V3 M3NT1ON3D H1M B3FOR3.
1S H3 4 GOOD FR13ND OF YOURS?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < hes my matesprit!
:33 < and the nicest purrson ever
:33 < he can talk to animals and command them except usually he just asks nicely

[lawesome]

[Ah, young love.... or something. Redglare actually doesn't give a fuck about love. Who needs love when you have justice.]


SO H3 H4S TH3 POW3R TO COMMUN3.
TH4T 1S 4 V3RY N1C3 POW3R TO H4V3.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < uh huh!
:33 < its just like summoners power
:33 < which isnt very surprising i guess X33

[lawesome]

SUMMON3R 1S T4VROS' 4NC3STOR, RIGHT?
L1K3 1 4M T3R3Z1'S.
4ND D1SC1PL3 1S YOURS.
1T'S FUNNY B3C4US3 1 DON'T KNOW 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT HIM 4T 4LL.
1 H4D H34RD OF 3V3RYBODY 3LS3 B3FOR3 BUT TH1S SUMMON3R 1S 4 B1G MYST3RY TO M3.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < oh, then he must have b33n after your time :OO
:33 < he started a second rebellion, a really big one
:33 < they managed to stop it though
:33 < but all the adults got kicked off the planet so it wouldnt happen again
:33 < it was only us wigglers there efur since

[lawesome]

H3 1S TH3 ON3 TH4T 1S SL33P1NG R1GHT NOW, 1SN'T H3?
TH3 SUMMON3R, 1 M34N.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < uh huh, thats right
:33 < why?

[lawesome]

S331NG 4S H3 1S TH3 ONLY ON3 1 DON'T KNOW Y3T, 1'D L1K3 TO T4LK TO H1M!
BUT 1 GU3SS TH4T W1LL B3 H4RD 1F H3 1S SL33P1NG.
M4YB3 1 SHOULD W4K3 H1M UP W1TH 4 F3W W3LL PL4C3D C4N3 DRUBB1NGS.

[not here]

[aim_exorable]

[Somewhere, Darkleer is clinging to Summoner like he is a teddy bear.]

[not here]

[bestestfurrend]

[And Nepeta knows this, hence her warning to Redglare.]

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < youd have to get through darkl33r first
:33 < he wont leave his side
:33 < besides, nothing works to wake someone up once this place has put them to sl33p

[lawesome]

G3T THROUGH D4RKL33R F1RST...
OH!
OOOOOH!!! >:!!!
DO 1 D3T3CT TH3 PR3S3NC3 OF 4 QU4DR4NT?
1 B3LI3V3 1 DO, H3H3H3.
HMMMMMM, L3T M3 GU3SS.
P4L3?
NO, H3 1S ST1LL F4R TOO MUCH OF 4 M3SS TO H4V3 TH4T ON3 F1LL3D.
1S 1T R3D?
H4S MR GRUMPY H1GHBLOOD F4LL3N FOR TH3 CH4RM OF 4 S3XY R3B3L?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < oh i KNOW i have b33n trying to help him get that one filled fur ages :||
:33 < but yes yes thats right :33
:33 < they are the most adorable together h33h33

[lawesome]

1'M SUR3 TH3Y 4R3.
H3H3H3, 1 C4N'T W41T TO S33 1T FOR MYS3LF.


[Kinda basically wants to laugh at Darkleer.]