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[lawesome]

[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.

For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.

She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]



OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!

H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?



Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!

Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?

If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]

Comments

[text]

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Oh please
D --> Didn't Vriska tell you anything
D --> Or were you just not listening

[text]

[unconchonable]

if youre referrin to her shitty journals wwhy the fuck wwould i evven take a wword of that as fact wwhen it came from a piece a filth pirate like mindfang
i have history tomes for that and history doesnt mention relations betwween people unless its dowwnright important
so shut your swweat-stinkin mouth

[not here]

[lawesome]

[Well at least he has the right idea about Mindfang. Point to you, Eridan.]

[text]

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Sounds like you're just mad that someone stole your ancestor's kismesis

[text]

[unconchonable]

not in the slightest
nice try though

[text]

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> I don't know how you can really argue the facts
D --> Mindfang was Dualscar's kismesis
D --> Then she wasn't
D --> And was going after Redglare
D --> Kind of
D --> Hey
D --> Kind of like what happened to you and Vriska

[text]

[unconchonable]

if wwere gonna go off of that dusty old journal
mindfang wwasnt evven goin after redglare redglare wwas pursuin her and not for a relationship
nice try at baitin me though eq but i just cant fuckin givve a damn about anythin you say
also check your facts vvris might havve dumped me wwhich is for the better i got myself a perfect kismesis noww and i see the errors of my wways evven givvin that landhag a chance
but evven mindfang said in her damn journals wwhich might vvery wwell be the only truth to it that dualscar dumped her so wwho wwasnt listenin wwhen vvris blathered on about this stuff
methinks your ears wwere too filled wwith swweat for you to really grasp wwhat happened in that long wwinded purple prosey horrid excuse for literature

[text]

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Things I don't care about: everything you just said
D --> In fact, I don't know why I'm wasting my time in the first place
D --> Talking to you is an enlightening as banging my head against a wall

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> Just walk away Equius
D --> We both know how any conversation with him will end
D --> You will only end up with cranial pain

[text]

[unconchonable]

i believve youvve done me a disservvice by mixin myself up wwith you there dumbleer

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> Oh no
D --> You have added a weak insulting adjective to the latter end of my name
D --> Truly my honor has been torn asunder
D --> However will I recover from this grievous insult



D --> Oh wait
D --> Nevermind
D --> It's an immature nickname made in two seconds by a child that I've heard thousands of times before by those who thought themselves clever
D --> Nevermind
D --> It is quite the false alarm
D --> Carry on

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[lawesome]

[sorry, darkleer, you are like her new hatebuddy. And she needs someone to laugh about this kid with.]


OH GOD TH1S K1D 1S 4 HOOT.
PL34S3 T3LL M3 H3 1S 4LW4YS L1K3 TH4T
PL34S3 PL34S3 PL34S3.
L13 1F YOU H4V3 TO TO PROT3CT MY FR4G1L3 H34RT.

[text - filtered]

[aim_exorable]

[Aw maaan. Just please do not randomly turn up at his house at least, please. That is what happened last time with his other crazy coolblooded lady.]

D --> A legislacerator demanding lies? How scandalous
D --> It is a good thing there are no lies needed
D --> His ego could fuel the creation of another planet and his willful ignorance could provide its native flora
D --> I have not the faintest idea what the Vantas boy sees in him

[text - filtered]

[lawesome]

WH4T TH3 V4NT4S BOY S33S 1N H1M...
>:O!
>:O!!!
TH1S SM3LLS L1K3 GOSS1P.
PL34S3 G1V3 M3 4LL TH3 F4CTS 4ND DON’T L34V3 OUT TH3 H1L4R1OUS D3T41LS.

[text]

[unconchonable]

ivve been tonin my insults dowwn for your sake dont wwanna emotionally traumatize you like I did last time

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> ...Eridan Ampora
D --> Do you actually understand the definition and symptoms of emotional trauma?

[text]

[unconchonable]

yeah I do actually
maybe you should ask your matesprit the same

[text]

[lawesome]

4ND WHO M1GHT TH1S B3.
4 MYST3RY!
R3V34L YOURS3LF, MYST3R1OUS STR4NG3R.
THOUGH R34LLY, 1 4LR34DY KNOW YOU 4R3 TH3 3XP4TR14T3’S D3SC3ND3NT.

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> Is it really so much trouble to just type my name
D --> Instead of my technically official title

Re: [text]

[lawesome]

PL3AS3 DON’T M4K3 FUN OF MY 1N4B1L1TY TO R3F3R TO P3OPL3 US1NG ONLY TH31R N4M3S.
1 4M V3RY S3NS1T1V3 4BOUT TH4T.

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> Perhaps I should twist that "inability" further then
D --> If you are so sensitive about it

[text]

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Darkleer
D --> His name is Darkleer

[And also Dad, but there's no reason to tell the new teal lady that.]

[text]

[lawesome]

D4RKL33R TH3N.
BUT TH4T DO3S NOT 4NS3R MY QU3ST1ON.
WHO 4R3 YOU?
D4RKL33R M3NT1ON3D YOU W3R3 H3R3 BUT H3 N3GL3CT3D TO T3LL M3 YOUR N4M3.

[text]

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> I'm Equius Zahhak
D --> And you must be Redglare
D --> Terezi's ancestor

[text]

[lawesome]

100% CORR3CT!
N3OPHYT3 R3DGL4R3 4T YOUR S3RV1C3.