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[lawesome]

[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.

For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.

She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]



OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!

H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?



Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!

Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?

If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]

Comments

private; he's not fooling anyone with the anontexts

[onlyasign]

I

WHAT?

NO, I NEVER CHOSE TO BE THE SUFFERER
THAT

THAT WAS THE TITLE THE EMPIRE GAVE ME
THE ONE I CHOSE






THAT WAS SIGNLESS

private; sob, no one gets anontext like he does

[aim_exorable]

D --> Then
D --> How similar are our cases then

private;

[onlyasign]

THEY'RE
IT'S








IT'S NOT THE SAME

private;

[aim_exorable]

D --> I
D --> Perhaps I should not be the one to be saying these things to you
D --> But you did me kindness
D --> Signless does not need to be your name any longer
D --> But
D --> Sufferer is not who you are
D --> You are the only one who thinks so

private;

[onlyasign]

BUT I

AFTER

I DON'T





I THINK I NEED TO GO FIND DUALSCAR

private;

[aim_exorable]

D --> Please do so
D --> I am feeling very uncomfortable talking with you in this manner

private;

[onlyasign]

I'M SORRY
I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE
I'M GOING TO GO FIND DUALSCAR NOW
GOODBYE, DARKLEER