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[lawesome]

[through the magic of time shenanigans It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.

For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.

She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]



OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!

H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?



Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!

Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?

If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]

Comments

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < ohhh
:33 < *the furocious kitty cat stalks up to the troll in distress and purrs that she could answer a few questions*
:33 < *and she can do it much better than a barkbeast could too*

[lawesome]

[That is... pretty adorable. And silly. Consulting the mental list of trolls present that Darkleer had provided her with, she assumes, judging by the colour, that this must be the Disciple's descendant.

Oh well, no harm in joining in, right?]


*TH3 V3RY 1MPORT4NT 4ND B34UT1FUL L3G1SL4C3R4TOR 1S NOT 1N D1STR3SS.*
*TH4T WOULD B3 R34LLY S1LLY B3C4US3 SH3 1S F4R TOO 4W3SOM3 TO B3 1N D1STR3SS*
*SH3 W1LL 4CC3PT TH3 H3LP OF TH3 PURRB34ST HOW3V3R!*
*H3LLO, YOU MUST B3 TH3 D1SC1PL3’S L1TTL3 D3SC3ND3NT.*
*SH3 S4YS TH4T. *

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < *the purrbeast begs the pawesome legislacerators purrdon in that case :33*
:33 < *and answers that yes she is purrfectly correct in her assumptions!*
:33 < *if she is not furry mistaken, she believes you must be terezis ancestor!*
:33 < *and mews that it is a purrleasure to make your acquaintance*

[lawesome]

*TH3 K1TTY 1S G1V3N FULL P4RDON!*
*1T 1S V3RY OFF1C14L L1K3 W1TH M4NY ST4MPS 4ND S34LS 4ND B1G WORDS 4ND 3V3N T4SS3LS TH4T K1TT13S M1GHT L1K3 TO PL4Y W1TH.*
*Y3S, 1 4M 4PP4R3NTLY T3R3Z1’S 4NC3STOR, TH3 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR 4NSW3RS 4ND 4DDS TH4T 1T 1S V3RY PURRRL34S4NT TO M33T YOU TOO.*
*BUT 1 DON’T KNOW 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT H3R, SH3 TH3N S4YS W1TH 4 F4C3 TH4T LOOKS L1K3 TH1S >:?.*
*OH W1S3 PURRB34ST, WH4T C4N YOU T3LL M3 4BOUT H3R?*
*4ND YOURS3LF TOO.*

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < *the kitty rolls over onto her back to bat playfully at those shiny tassels!*
:33 < *she says that of course she will be happy to tell you more :33*

:33 < okay itll purrobably be faster to explain like this XD
:33 < also that face you made is just like terezis faces!!
:33 < you both have the same quirk, its really interesting!
:33 < uhm okay lets s33
:33 < terezi is pawesome and a furry good friend of mine and we used to rawrpurrlay a lot together
:33 < she hasnt b33n here in ages though and i only just saw her back in your post now!
:33 < i will go pounce on her in a second
:33 < anyway she really used to want to be a legislacerator too just like you
:33 < im pretty sure she used to flarp as you when she was younger
:33 < but when its me shes rawrpurrlaying with shes usually a dragon and im a furbeast and we have lots of fun
:33 < oh, and im nepeta!
:33 < what purrcisely would you like to know about me?

[lawesome]

[Yes, nothing but approval for her descendant. This quirk is awesome, being a legislacerator is the best, and nobody can say dragons aren't the coolest!]

WH4T 1ND33D!
HMMM, WH4T 4R3 YOU W1LL1NG TO T3LL M3, N3P3T4?
OH, 4R3 YOU ON3 OF K4RK4T’S FR13NDS TOO?
H3 H4S B33N V3RY H3LPFUL TO M3 D3SP1T3 H1S UNW1LL1NGN3SS TO D34L W1TH 4 L4DY’S V3RY G3NU1N3 SWOON1NG.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < ohhh, yes, yes, i am!
:33 < karkitty is our furless leader and a furry good friend
:33 < and also i adopted him as a brother like humans do but you probably dont know what that is
:33 < h33h33 yes he is usually pretty helpful even if hes being very grumbly about it

[lawesome]

1’V3 NOT1C3D!
FOR 4LL H1S GRUMBL1NG, H3 1S V3RY 4DOR4BL3 4ND H3LPFUL.
NO! 4DOR4BLOODTH1RSTY.
3V3N THOUGH TH3 F4CT TH4T H3 R3F3RR3D TO H1MS3LF 4S SUCH M4K3S H1M 3V3N MOR3 4DOR4BL3!
BUT WH4T 4BOUT YOU, N3P3T4?
WH4T 4R3 YOU L1K3?
WH4T K1ND OF TH1NGS DO YOU L1K3 TO DO?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < h33h33 yes he is
:33 < oh i like lots of things!
:33 < rawrpurrlaying and teapurrties and hunting except i dont hunt as much now beclaws it bothers tavros, and equius too
:33 < so i just play chase with the chocobos instead
:33 < i like painting too and making plushies and then building great big piles out of them!

[lawesome]

HUNT1NG!
1 L1K3 HUNT1NG TOO.
4CROSS 3NT1R3 G4L4X13S 1F 1 MUST.
4 TRU3 HUNTR3SS N3V3R L3TS H3R PR3Y GO, 1SN’T TH4T R1GHT?



[Criminals are like prey, right?]

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < ooh, really?!
:33 < have you hunted lots and lots of things??

[lawesome]

Y3S!
BUT ONLY TH3 WORST, MOST D3V14NT OF PR3Y.
1 SP34K OF COURS3 OF TH3 MOST D4NG3ROUS TYP3S OF CR1M1N4LS OUR WORLD H4S TO OFF3R.
1 3V3N C4PTUR3D TH3 M4RQU1S3 H3RS3LF.
BURN3D 4LL H3R PR3C1OUS L1TTL3 SH1PS 4ND H4D PYR4LSP1T3 34T H3R LUSUS.
1T W4S GR34T.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < youre enemies with miss mindfang?!
:33 < i didnt know that ://

[lawesome]

SH3 1S TH3 3N3MY OF OUR 3MP1R3.
TO M3, SH3 1S NOTH1NG MOR3 TH4N 4N 4SS1GNM3NT.
BUS1N3SS.
4 GOOD L3G1SL4C3R4TOR N3V3R F41LS TO COMM1T H3RS3LF BUT SH3 N3V3R T4K3S H3R C4S3S P3RSON4L 31TH3R.
W3 4R3 NOTH1NG MOR3 4ND NOTH1NG L3SS TH4N TH3 COLD, 1MP4RT14L BL4D3 OF JUST1C3 COM1NG DOWN ON THOS3 WHO H4V3 C4LL3D 1T UPON TH3MS3LV3S.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < i s33
:33 < i suppaws i understand ://
:33 < it just s33ms very weird

[lawesome]

HMM. P3RH4PS 1 C4N M4K3 1T CL34R3R.
YOU HUNT, R1GHT N3P3T4?
H4V3 YOU 3V3R K1LL3D 4 SQU34KB34ST?
1'M SUR3 4 FUROC1OUS HUNT3R L1K3 YOU H4S.
T3LL M3.
WH3N YOU K1LL3D TH4T MOUS3
D1D YOU H4T3 1T?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < oh no no i understood that bit!
:33 < i meant it was weird you two didnt know each other more than that
:33 < since vriska and terezi used to be bestest friends

[lawesome]

[wow, that was something new!]

HMMM.
VR1SK4 1S TH3 M4RQU1SE'S L1TTL3 D3SC3ND4NT, 1SN'T SH3?
P3RH4PS TH3 DOWNF4LL OF H3R 4NC3STOR T4UGHT H3R TO OB3Y TH3 L4W.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < thats right
:33 < err...
:33 < i wouldnt say that
:33 < at all :||

[lawesome]

OH?
WH4T SORT OF SCOUNDR3L 1S TH1S VR1SK4 TH3N?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < well
:33 < a lot of it isnt my story to tell
:33 < but she broke tavros back in a game of flarp for no reason and it started a horrible revenge cycle
:33 < a lot of my friends ended up dead or hurt

[lawesome]

[Interesting. She should get the whole story on this. Though, obviously she should move with caution.]


1 S33.
WHO 1S TH1S T4VROS?
YOU'V3 M3NT1ON3D H1M B3FOR3.
1S H3 4 GOOD FR13ND OF YOURS?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < hes my matesprit!
:33 < and the nicest purrson ever
:33 < he can talk to animals and command them except usually he just asks nicely

[lawesome]

[Ah, young love.... or something. Redglare actually doesn't give a fuck about love. Who needs love when you have justice.]


SO H3 H4S TH3 POW3R TO COMMUN3.
TH4T 1S 4 V3RY N1C3 POW3R TO H4V3.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < uh huh!
:33 < its just like summoners power
:33 < which isnt very surprising i guess X33