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[~~through the magic of time shenanigans~~ It has been several hours since Redglare's arrival. Hours she spent investigating, scourging the brochure from top to bottom for every fragment of information, and even checking up on as much of the network as she reasonably could. She's even created a folder of notes on her personal palmtop dedicated to this strange, underwater prison. She is, above all, a professional after all, and it wouldn't do for a member of Alternia's Cruellest Bar to simply run around like a beheaded cluckbeast.

For now, it is time to change the focus of her investigation. Certainly there is much more to be found from investigating the place itself, but it would be a mistake to ignore the people living in it. And Redglare does not make mistakes. She has questions to ask, answers to discovered, and a network to start up, regardless of how long or short her stay may end up being.

She opts for a friendly approach. Catch more flies with honey, after all.]

OH NO! >:[!!!
1 H4V3 F4LL3N 1NTO 4N UND3RW4T3R BUBBL3 4ND 1 C4N'T G3T OUT.
WH3R3 1S TH3 CL3V3R WH1T3 B4RKB34ST TO R3SCU3 M3?
4 BR4V3 KN1GHT TO WH1SK M3 TO S4F3TY SO 1 M4Y SWOON 4MOUNTS TH4T COULD ONLY B3 D3SCR1B3D 4S TRULY OUTR4G3OUS!

H4H4H4, HON3STLY, 1 KNOW 1 D3S3RV3 4 V4C4T1ON FOR MY S3RV1C3S TO TROLLK1ND FOR 4PPR3H3ND1NG TH4T SCOUNDR3L, BUT TH1S W4S NOT WH4T 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG.
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 W1LL1NG TO H3LP 4 L4DY OUT 4ND 4NSW3R 4 F3W QU3ST1ONS?

Oh no! >:[!!!
I have fallen into an underwater bubble and i can't get out.
Where is the clever white barkbeast to rescue me?
A brave knight to whisk me to safety so i may swoon amounts that could only be described as truly outrageous!

Hahaha, honestly, i know i deserve a vacation for my services to trollkind for apprehending that scoundrel, but this was not what i was expecting.
Would anyone be willing to help a lady out and answer a few questions?

If you want to opt out of me using her text, just comment here.]

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[Cleans up his messes, mostly. Honestly, she has never really met him. Most she got of him is his testimony on the Marquise.]

OH, 1’M V3RY SUR3 OF TH4T, 1 C4N T3LL.
1’M 4 V3RY GOOD JUDG3 OF CH4R4CT3R, YOU KNOW.
HMM, R3L4T1ON?
TH3R3 1SN’T ON3!
BUT TH3 STOR13S OF H1S 3XPLO1TS H4V3 OFT3N M4D3 M3 F33L 3XC1T3D L1K3 4 YOUNG W1GGL3R ON P3R1G33’S 3V3 TO H34R TH3M.

i see
wwell good seems wwere finally gettin sensible trolls here in the bubble
thats certainly a fuckin swwitch for once
wwell since youre SO sensible and not a fuckin idiot like most the other adult trolls here ill give you a bit of advvice
dont deal wwith the summoner wwho is a browwn blooded troll or darkleer wwho is an annoyinly aggravvatin wwaste a fuckin garbage blue blood
seriously hes wworst than his descendant and not wworth the headache he causes
if you avvoid those twwo for the most part your time here wwill be pleasant
youre wwelcome

[You are too late for that, Eridan! She's already been speaking with Darkleer plenty. But, hmmm. Summoner, huh? So that is the name of the sleeping one Darkleer mentioned. >:? Doesn't ring a bell though.]

GOODN3SS!
1’M C3RT41NLY GL4D 1 FOUND SOM3ON3 L1K3 YOU TO H3LP M3 G3T S3TTL3D.
TH1S PL4C3 1S 4 LOT TO G3T US3D TO.
H4V3 YOU B33N H3R3 FOR LONG?

yeah be thankful im not alwways so generous
and ivve been here for nearly a swweep

1 4M V3RY TH4NKFUL FOR TH3 M4GN4N1MOUS G3STUR3.
POSS1BLY 3V3N SWOON1NG 4 L1TTL3.
HMM, 4 SW33P 1S 4 LONG T1M3.
M4Y 1 4SK WH4T YOU H4V3 D1SCOV3R3D 4BOUT TH1S PL4C3 1N TH4T T1M3?
4NYTH1NG TH4T 1 M4Y N33D TO KNOW?

[Swooning? Oh...]

please get your swwoonin under control i knoww im quite the fuckin romantic specimen but im taken
in both concupiscent quadrants
but as far as wwhat ivve discovvered about this place is wwere nothin but lab squeakbeasts to the scientist in charge and theres no wway out
theres these curses that happen that can range from anythin and i mean anythin
ivve swwapped bodies wwith my matesprit ivve been half a fuckin snake etc etc
so wwhile you cant honestly prepare for that sorta thing expect it
another thing death isnt permanent so if youre lookin to skewwer someone its better you dont cuz theyll come back fivve days later anywways and probably ovverflowwin wwith bellicosity

BOTH ROM4NT1C QU4DR4NTS 3V3N!
1 SHOULD'V3 KNOWN 1T W4S FOOL1SH TO HOP3.
1 S33.
COULD YOU T3LL M3 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT TH3 OTH3R TROLLS 1N TH1S PL4C3?
4NYON3 1 SHOULD B3 W4RY OF P3RH4PS?

i knoww youre racked wwith disapointment and despair at the newws
chin up a good lookin troll like you wwill likely snag someone
wwell
not AS good but nearly as good as me
anywway i already mentioned some earlier
but theres the grand highblood wwhos of no good to no bodys surprise
youd do wwise not to piss off his descendant as wwell as capable as im sure you are hes quite the fuckin troll to tangle wwith
i knoww from experience
and so long as you stay on my good side wwhich to your relief you are already there
then you wwont find your vvisit here to be anythin less than pleasant

4S 4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR, 1'V3 D34LT W1TH TH3 GR4ND H1GHBLOOD B3FOR3 1N 4 PROF3SS1ON4L C4P4C1TY.
1 KNOW HOW TO D34L W1TH H1M.
1 KNOW 4T L34ST F1V3 GOOD KNOCK KNOCK JOK3S.
1T SURPR1S3S M3 TO H34R TH4T 4BOUT H1S D3SC3ND3NT THOUGH.
P3OPL3 H4V3 B33N G1V1NG M3 TH3 1MPR3SS1ON H3'S 4S M33K 4S 4 BL34TB3ST.
YOU D1S4GR33, 1 G4TH3R?

my blind eye disagrees wwith that bloody impression
wwhile him and i havve settled our differences on that wwhole front
for the most part anywway
it doesnt change the fact that if he gets off his leash that supposed meek bleatbeast can turn into quite the fuckin abominable force to reckon wwith

R34DY TO FORG1V3 3V3N SOM3ON3 WHO BL1ND3D YOU?
1 W4S R1GHT.
YOU 4R3 M4GN4N1MOUS.
M1GHT 1 KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T H4PP3N3D?
1T WOULD B3 B3ST FOR M3 TO KNOW WH4T K1ND OF S1TU4T1ONS M1GHT S3ND TH1S T3RR1FY1NG B34ST R4MP4G1NG.

it took a wwhile for him to wwin me ovver
lets just say his moirail has a wway a convvincin me to do things i normally wwouldnt
but fine im not gonna get into the gory details so youll havve to deal wwith disappointment there
basically some psychotic bitch named yuno decided it wwas a good idea to carvve up my matesprits throat and frame me for the murder
my matesprit bein gams moirail
so the fool jumped to attackin me instead a actually thinkin shit through but i guess i cant blame the simple minded idiot for not bein able to actually sort out the bloody obvvious clues that wwere carelessly left pointin to my innocence
that got sorted out but it left me half blind un-fuckin-fortunately
the easiest wway to get him throwwin a murderous fit is to harm kar hes pretty pacified on all other fronts but if you so much as hint at any ill intent to his moirail hell go ballistic on ya wwithout so much as a goddamn second thought
evven if youre fuckin innocent

Edited 2012-12-03 03:09 (UTC)

1N OTH3R WORDS
3V3RY 1NCH A CLOWN.
TH3Y'V3 N3V3R DISPL4Y MUCH OF 4 H1STORY TOW4RDS B31NG P4RT1CUL4RLY... P1CKY WH3N 1T COM3S TO V1OL3NC3.

1 H4V3 TO S4Y TO, R3G4RDL3SS OF WH4T 1NT3NT1ONS L13 B3H1ND M3 B31NG BROUGHT TO TH1S PL4C3
(M3 JUST B31NG TH4T 4W3SOM3 1S ST1LL 4 V14BL3 TH3ORY!)
1 C4N S33 1'VE GOT MY WORK CUT OUT FOR M3.
4 PL4C3 1N WH1CH JUST1C3 H4S B33N PL4C3D 1N TH3 H4NDS OF TH3 1NC4P4BL3 4ND TH3 3MOT1ON4LLY 1NVOLV3D...
4 PL4C3 1N WH1CH TH3 1NNOC3NT H4V3 B33N L3FT TO SUFF3R SUCH GR13VOUS 1NJUR13S...
SOUNDS L1K3 1T COULD US3 TH3 PR3S3NC3 OF 4 SK1LL3D L3G1SL4C3R4TOR.

Edited 2012-12-03 03:34 (UTC)

exactly
and im in full support a you takin ovver the justice department here
its sevverely lackin and i think a bit of good ol alternian justice wwill do this place some good
betwween the psychos wwho murder the idiots wwho dont think before they strike an innocent and the depravved lunatics wwho do
uh
other unspeakable things
you definitely wwont be bored here if youre truly plannin on livvin up to your occupation

Edited 2012-12-03 04:05 (UTC)

1'M GL4D TO H4V3 YOUR FULL SUPPORT.
4ND, OF COURS3, YOUR 4SSUR4NC3 TH4T YOU W1LL 4LSO SUBM1T TO TH3 COURS3 OF JUST1C3 SHOULD 1TS COLD BL4D3 3V3R SW1NG 1N YOUR D1R3CT1ON.
HYPOTH3T1C4LLY SP34K1NG!
TH3R3 1S NO REASON FOR 4 F1N3, UPST4ND1NG G3NTL3M4N L1K3 YOURS3LF TO F34R JUST1C3, R1GHT?
4ND NO N33D FOR CONC3RN.
1'M US3D TO H1GH 3XP3CT4T1ONS.
4ND 3V3N MOR3 US3D TO M33T1NG TH3M 3V3RY S1NGL3 T1M3.

[Eridan honestly can't help but feel a little unnerved reading that bit about facing justice, He has yet to face what is surely coming his way for his crimes, but does she know of what he's done? Has someone told her? Would she execute him over something that didn't even happen here?]

wwhatevver crimes i might havve committed before i wwas brought here wwill be rightfully dealt wwith back wwhere im from
since ivve been here ivve had an entirely clean slate so if or wwhen i commit such a crime to be under that cold blade ill find it completely wwithin your right to wweild it

[She knows.]

HMMM, SO YOU B3L13V3 TH4T OUR 4RR1V4L H3R3 GR4NTS US 4LL 4 CL34N SL4T3?
3V3N OF TH3 MOST H31NOUS CR1M3S?
4 F1N3 4ND CONV3N13NT F4T3 FOR TH3 CR1M1N4L, BUT WH4T OF TH3 V1CT1M?
1S 1T TRULY JUST TO W4TCH P3OPL3 GO FR33 S1MPLY B3C4US3 TH3 CR1M3 W4S COM1TT3D 1N 4NOTH3R LOC4T1ON?

[She is also trolling the fuck out of him.]

[... He is not liking this.]

wwhat im sayin is my punishment is wwaitin for me
im a troll on death roww and ivve done nothin but good behavvior wwhile awwaitin my turn for the gallowws so to speak
so unless you think a criminal deservves double the punishment then i do think those wwho are wwillin to change their wways should be allowwed to change their wways in peace
as for those wwho arent guaranteed their justly dues i dont think they should escape punishment
as for the vvictim

[He honestly pauses for a long while. God, she's speaking like she knows this shit and it's honestly making him feel rather uncomfortable. Augh.]

they should seek comfort in knowwin their wwrong doer is gettin wwhats comin to him

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