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[overbiterestart]

I seem to have gotten myself into quite a pickle.
Not only am I soaking wet, which is nearly ten times as worse when you have a long gown on, I am also freezing.
Can anyone tell me where in good heavens name I have ended up?
Direct me to some warmer clothing?

[Yeah, Jane looks like a drowned rat. This is not how she imagined she would be spending this day.]

(I seem to have gotten myself into quite a pickle.
Not only am I soaking wet, which is nearly ten times as worse when you have a long gown on, I am also freezing.
Can anyone tell me where in good heavens name I have ended up?
Direct me to some warmer clothing?)

ooc: Jane will be arriving a few hours after this post !

Comments

[seeriouswizness]

Helping.

[toheirishuman]

more like the opposite is true!

[seeriouswizness]

No, I assure you.
My assistance is simply the most circuitously useful help there is.

[toheirishuman]

no, i think you really just want to troll my teen ectomom while simultaneously embarrassing me because for some reason you just totally love doing that.
joke's on you though, i am not at all embarrassed.

[seeriouswizness]

John.
There are so many more interesting things I could tell your ectomother to embarrass you.
If I really wanted to.
You forget who you sleep with at night.
I was hoping you would take my comment as a compliment.

[toheirishuman]

...


fuck.
uh. yeah that's why i'm not embarrassed. because
i took it as a compliment.
yes.

[seeriouswizness]

Good.
And yes, you would do best to remember that, John.
;)

[toheirishuman]

i suddenly feel as though i should fear for my dignity.

[seeriouswizness]

Maybe you should.
Maybe you'll be fine.
Who's to say?
Who's to know?
Not I.