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[overbiterestart]

I seem to have gotten myself into quite a pickle.
Not only am I soaking wet, which is nearly ten times as worse when you have a long gown on, I am also freezing.
Can anyone tell me where in good heavens name I have ended up?
Direct me to some warmer clothing?

[Yeah, Jane looks like a drowned rat. This is not how she imagined she would be spending this day.]

(I seem to have gotten myself into quite a pickle.
Not only am I soaking wet, which is nearly ten times as worse when you have a long gown on, I am also freezing.
Can anyone tell me where in good heavens name I have ended up?
Direct me to some warmer clothing?)

ooc: Jane will be arriving a few hours after this post !

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[bethehugejerk]

EXCEPT MY FRIEND ARE BULGE-SNIFFING IMBECILES AND I WOULD BE THE FIRST TO TELL YOU IT.
DON'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE ME OUT OF THAT WHEN I'M THE ONE WHO HAD TO HERD THEIR INCOMPETENT ASSES AROUND SGRUB TOWARDS SOME MEASURE OF VICTORY.
BESIDES, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN TO DEAL WITH ME SOONER OR LATER IF SHE'S PART OF YOUR TEAM
AND I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOING EASY ON IDIOTS.

video;

[oceanbreasts]

Mark my words if you don't back the hell off for like the next twelve hours I will come over there and put flowers in your hair while singing sappy love songs at the top of my lungs.

Don't think I won't.

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[bethehugejerk]

AS IF I'D LET YOU!

video;

[oceanbreasts]

Wanna see if that'll stop me?

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE A PISSED OFF TROLL WHO CAN CLIMB WALLS.

video;

[oceanbreasts]

Don't underestimate a Lalonde.

[ You know Rose, Karkat.

Think about it. ]

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[bethehugejerk]

[That is... mildly threatening. But on the other hand.]

YOU ARE ROSE'S SILLIER, DRUNKER, PARADOXICAL MOM-DAUGHTER.
IF YOU WERE ROSE HERSELF I MIGHT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

video;

[oceanbreasts]

Aw, Kitten. She's gotta get it from somewhere.

[ And then Roxy gives him the most pitying smile she can before she turns her SFC off. ]