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I seem to have gotten myself into quite a pickle.
Not only am I soaking wet, which is nearly ten times as worse when you have a long gown on, I am also freezing.
Can anyone tell me where in good heavens name I have ended up?
Direct me to some warmer clothing?

[Yeah, Jane looks like a drowned rat. This is not how she imagined she would be spending this day.]

(I seem to have gotten myself into quite a pickle.
Not only am I soaking wet, which is nearly ten times as worse when you have a long gown on, I am also freezing.
Can anyone tell me where in good heavens name I have ended up?
Direct me to some warmer clothing?)

ooc: Jane will be arriving a few hours after this post !

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[They obviously do not understand one another. There is a huge language barrier here- somehow.]

By wet cat, I meant you were an unpleasant being. How did you not know that?

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[bethehugejerk]

BECAUSE IT'S A SHITTY, INAPT INSULT IS WHY.
A WET CAT IS MOSTLY FREAKED OUT, MAD, AND WANTS TO STOP BEING WET
NOT SOMETHING THAT GOES AROUND PURPOSELY BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS BECAUSE IT'S IN ITS NATURE.

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[overbiterestart]

The wet cat also carries a demeanor that if it comes in contact with the water, it's going to be angry. You are the cat and I am the water. In a sense.

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[bethehugejerk]

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE AWFUL FONT COLOR
IN A ROUNDABOUT NO IT ACTUALLY DOESN'T SENSE.

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[overbiterestart]

Perhaps I was not aiming to make sense. Did you ever think about that?

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[bethehugejerk]

IN WHICH CASE YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO THE CONVERSATION WAS EVEN MORE USELESS THAN IT COULD HAVE BEEN.
CLAP CLAP, GOOD JOB, YOU SCREW UP.

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[Karkat is not even going to be getting a text back. This is not worth her time or the effort. THEY CAN TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME.]