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I seem to have gotten myself into quite a pickle.
Not only am I soaking wet, which is nearly ten times as worse when you have a long gown on, I am also freezing.
Can anyone tell me where in good heavens name I have ended up?
Direct me to some warmer clothing?

[Yeah, Jane looks like a drowned rat. This is not how she imagined she would be spending this day.]

(I seem to have gotten myself into quite a pickle.
Not only am I soaking wet, which is nearly ten times as worse when you have a long gown on, I am also freezing.
Can anyone tell me where in good heavens name I have ended up?
Direct me to some warmer clothing?)

ooc: Jane will be arriving a few hours after this post !

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[With that said, Jane brings Roxy close again. That sounds way worse than it should. Holy gravy. She's really been quite a hard to deal with friend.

Jane literally takes a moment to choke a little sob back. Because ouch, hearing all of this right now really hurts and she didn't mean to be such an awful friend.]

Roxy, I am so sorry. I am so sorry you had to deal with me acting like that. Now that you say it that way I feel like I could have been ten times the friend I am now. Believe me, it's a doozy believing things like that; however, that doesn't just excuse my behavior. It never will excuse my lack of being a good friend.

I thought it would be a cold day in you know where before I believed you. But now that the game has started, and I've witnessed what I have. I think it's about time I get my rear end off of my shoulders. What do you say?

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[ Oh okay we're going back to the hugging thing that's cool. Roxy likes hugs. She spent at least ten minutes hugging Dirk when they first got here. ]

Well I'd say that's a pretty damn good start, but don't go beatin' yourself up for taking so long to come around okay? I kinda always knew it would but I also knew you so I was absolutely one hundred and twenty-seven percent confident--I totally did the math, the twenty-seven percent is important--that you would come around.

But none of that even matters here 'cause there's no Batterwitch and no game it's just us and living together being awesome.

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[Jane likes hugs too. She likes hugs a lot. Especially from her friends. She just doesn't know what she would do without them.]

We'll be like one big family here. Which is nice to think about. No one to really bother us. No one to jump our cases. No game to play. Why didn't we come here sooner?

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Dunno but you know what? I'm sure as shit not complaining. I mean... really, we've got it pretty well made here.

[ Not questioning it. Sure there's important things to do at home or whatever but... a vacation is okay too, right? ]

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Something wanted us safe, and here we are. Safer than ever.

[A vacation is very acceptable. Jane will take a vacation any day.]

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Yep!

[ There's excitement in her that's visibly bubbling beneath the surface before she finally bursts, launching herself into an extra-enthusiastic hug on Jane again. ]

You're here you're here you're here I'm so happy it's just been me 'n Dirk for so long and I mean I love the guy to death but have you ever spent months with just Dirk? I'm climbin' walls.

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[All of those times Jane ever blew off Roxy because she didn't want to deal with her, or she was just plain angry at her for doing the things she did. Those times were long gone. Jane is letting this overenthusiastic hug happen and gosh darn she is going to enjoy it!]

I've never been alone with him, no. Is he really quiet or something? Perhaps quite the opposite?

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Bizarre as fuck, that's what he is. Spends like the first two hours of the day in the shower--which, p.s., if you were a morning showerer before, you're gonna have to either get up extra early or start takin' your showers at night--or out in the garage, tinkerin' on some robot.

Also it'll be nice to see your adorable mug every morning, in addition to his.

[ Cheek pinch. ]

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He takes two hour long showers? He and I will have to have a discussion about rationing our time in the shower. Without a morning shower I am not the Jane everyone knows and loves.

Though watching him work sounds fun.

[She grins, aww come on Roxy!!]

I'm not adorable. But it'll be nice to see you and Dirk in the morning.

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At least. I dunno, sometimes I think he might just fall asleep in there or something. He still doesn't sleep much, y'know. Also you are totes like the most adorabibble person I know I mean lookit you, with your 50s housewife shtick. I love it.

[ CASUALLY PINCHES A CHEEK ]

Also ps as a warning you will probably at some multiple points wake up with me clinging to you. Don't worry I just like cuddles.