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[ The video feed turns on, and as soon as an image shows up on-screen, the viewer will notice the the device seems to be falling. It really was to no surprise though, considering the person that picked it up lazily. Amaimon stared at the SFC emptily for a couple seconds, rolling a lollipop on his tongue before raising his arm, which brought his hand onto the viewable content. Said hand, however, was holding up a couple of rather ... inappropriate magazines. How he got a hold of them, no one knew. He probably found them somewhere while doing whatever it is an overpowered hobo does during the day. Still, his eyes were dead locked on the camera before he pointed to the magazines and spoke up. ]

What are these?

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Whoa--hold on there, buddy, I just told you men use the magazines with naked women in them, didn't I? I'm a woman, I read other magazines for different reasons.

You'd be better off asking another man about that!

Why don't you like looking at naked women?

[ Humans are so weird. ]

Edited 2012-11-24 00:51 (UTC)

Naked women aren't appealing to me. I'm sure you can find a woman down here that does like looking at naked women if you really want to, though.

Oooh.

[ Curious. ]

So that means you have magazines with men?

Yes, but they're not naked. Magazines have content besides sexual things, you know, sometimes they have written articles about subjects you're interested in.

On the topic, though, yes I'm sure there are magazines with naked men too.

Why don't you have them, though?

[ Confused once more. ]

You said you liked them.

Because I'm not like my dad, buddy, I don't need magazines to go get a man.

So sexual gratification doesn't come only from magazines?

Nope! It comes from contact with other people, too!

[She's not helping the confusion and she doesn't care.]

Does this mean that people are magazines or that magazines are people?

Neither. Magazines are paper and people are flesh and bone. You know anything about kissing and such? That's the sort of contact with other people I'm talking about.

I know what kissing is. I almost did it once.

Awww, isn't that just adorable.

[Young demons and their almost doing things.]

Kissing can be a precursor to sex depending on how much you like the person you're doing it with.

[ Too bad it's not what Bulma was picturing. ]

Come to think of it, Rin was the one that stopped us.

[Probably not but considering his apparently intelligence level maybe it's exactly what she was thinking of.]

You're right, clearly he was jealous.

We were on top of a tree, too.

[ Good times. ]

It was romantic.

I'll bet.

[Totally romantic, though the scene in her head involves more of him dangling some poor girl off a branch.]

Maybe you'll find another nice girl or boy to go on top of a tree with.

[ He shrugged, more focused on the subject at hand. Although what Bulma pictured was a tad accurate. ]

And how do you get sexual gratification from people?

Ah-ah-ah, don't you try to trick me into telling you. I told you that's something you only discuss with family or at least teachers. Geez, you've got a one-track mind.

Have you thought about reading it in a book, at least?

I know someone who likes books.

[ Ah yes. Maka. Finally this thrilling investigation could reach a conclusion. The epitaph of Amaimon's research on paper with naked people on it. Eureka indeed. ]

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