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Death the Kid ([personal profile] symmetrophile) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-11-23 05:10 pm

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That's much better, but...

[So says a certain young man dressed in stark monochrome, dark hair interrupted by three parallel lines of white running along only one side of his head, as he regards what appears to be a colorful ball -- the sort of toy meant for felines to caper after, once catnip has been placed inside.

Residents of a certain villa may recognize their foyer.

It's looking significantly tidier, or rather like someone had artfully arranged but one side of it, and proceeded to arrange the other side in a spookily precise mirror image. Even various cat toys found scattered around the premises have been doled out to each corner of the foyer in a bilaterally symmetrical fashion.

Someone even went through the trouble of dusting and sweeping. It veritably sparkles. Death the Kid's hair is a little disheveled, in the way of one who had little choice but to let damp hair dry as it would.

Indeed, the young grim reaper had stood there in the plaza since yesterday afternoon waiting to drip-dry, unable to abide by the thought of moving around while his wet clothes insisted on sticking to him, horrifyingly askew. He has standards.]


What do I do? It's almost perfect, but I can't simply place this in one corner.

[This is sort of stressing him out.]

I'll just have to acquire another that matches this precisely! Residents of this house! Where is the nearest market?

[This, while addressing the starfish communicator held in the other hand, until the reaper's golden eyes dart a brief, distressed glance at his own creased (and still uncomfortably damp) suit.]

...No, I should first change into something suitable. But I can't just leave this unfinished!

[Ahh, he can't decide, what should he do? WHAT SHOULD HE DO??? At last, he decides to stow the catnip ball away, and black, crackling tendrils of skull-capped shadow spirits away the toy out of sight.]

First things first--where can I launder and dry my clothing? Don't delay in supplying in answer, this is essential, I'm filthy.
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[personal profile] lawesome 2012-12-03 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
It's just a theoretical discussion, isn't it? I'm hardly asking you to engage in... whatever it is your species does to procreate!

I see. Despite not having horns, humans are still pretty interesting. Are witches the natural enemy of humans?
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[personal profile] lawesome 2012-12-03 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, isn't it obvious?

They make me look good.
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[personal profile] lawesome 2012-12-04 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe, cute kid.

Well, I suppose there are a few additional purposes.

They tend to be a good indicator of strength and virility to us. As they grow our entire lives, long, unblemished horns indicate someone who has managed to survive to a high age and thrive. Which can be considered quite a feat in our society! And I have heard some psychic types find it easier to channel their powers along their horns, but seeing as I have no such powers I couldn't confirm that.

And I suppose, on the right troll, they could get rather sensitive~
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[personal profile] lawesome 2012-12-04 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe when in public.

No, go ahead. I think the topic of my next question might be a little wide, so I'll let you have some extra questions.
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[personal profile] lawesome 2012-12-04 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Trollkind is host to a wide variety of psychic skills. I won't bother with trying to list them all. In a race as vast as ours, that would simply be insanity.

Generally many psychic abilities are not restricted to a single caste but rather to a certain section of the hemospectrum. For example, telekinesis and powers related to the deceased are most common on the lowest end of the spectrum. I wouldn't be able to give you exact numbers. I am a mistress of the law, not statistics!

Other powers that I know of are the ability to commune with animals, which too is most common in lowbloods, and the psychic ability to command the minds of others, which I believe enjoys a more even spread. I personally know one troll who was capable of this and she was a blueblood, so quite high up the spectrum.

The only power I know of that is confined to a single caste are the chucklevoodoos as possessed by the subjugglators.
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[personal profile] lawesome 2012-12-04 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
They are clowns! Being ridiculous is part of the job description.
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[personal profile] lawesome 2012-12-04 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
He is here, you know. The clowniest clown of them all! You could ask him.

[What, the GHB is not that scary to talk to, right? Just a silly clown.]

But all right. What I would like to know is... what is the justice system like where you are from?
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[personal profile] lawesome 2012-12-04 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yes. Stick with dubious. Dubious is a good way to approach a clown.]

I wouldn't know! That's another thing about our society. After a certain age, we do no longer go by our hatch-names, but instead adopt a personal title. Knowing another troll's name means you are close. Very close!

His title however is the Grand Highblood. Just follow the scent of stale shitty soda and you're sure to find him.
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[personal profile] lawesome 2012-12-05 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, it is. But not completely without merit. Maybe we can visit that later.

But did I understand you correctly? Does you planet not have one unified system of law that presides over all?
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[personal profile] lawesome 2012-12-07 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm certain there is an order that presides over all. But that sounds like the realm of gods and demons, and seeing as I am neither, I'd rather focus on mortal law!

That's odd. What reasoning is there for there being different systems of law in different regions?
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[personal profile] lawesome 2012-12-10 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
You are correct in saying that the rules of the law should not be applied blindly. Law is nothing without thought. If it were, we could leave it to machines to decide our fates!

And maybe if you could deliver me some reading material, I'll even return the favour. Maybe I'll even translate it for you!