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[rubber_pistol]

[Do you guys like screaming? Luffy's got some kind of market on that. He punctuates turning on his comm accidentally by screaming into it while flying through the forest, bouncing off of trees and rolling around in the underbrush. Unluckily enough, it's tied to his shirt like a badge and not going anywhere anytime soon, because Luffy loves it. The pristine woods are crying. Can you hear the sounds of their weeping as Luffy barrels through, leaving a ridiculous swath of destruction?]

ZZZZZOOOOORRRROOOOOOO!!!!

NAAAAMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

USSSOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!

SANNNNNNNNNNNNJIIIIII!!!!

CHOOOOPPEEEEERRRRRR!!!!

RRROOOOOOOOBIIIIINNN!!!!

FRAAAAAANNNKKKKKKYYYY!!!!

BROOOOOOOOOOOOKKKEEEEEE!!!!

WHERE ARE YOU!?

[There's a dull smashing noise as Luffy bounces into a cliff hard enough to dislodge a large portion of it, sending it teetering back down into the woods. Spinning mid-air, Luffy keeps screaming out names until he lands on his face, the feed cutting off.]

Comments

[Video]

[dotthedisconnect]

Yeah, you're clearly one to talk. And that's not at all the case! Coyotes and dogs share a genus but have a diverging evolutionary history.

[Video]

[rubber_pistol]

[Luffy nodded somberly while his hat fluttered in the quick gusts of wind he passed. He kept nodding. Sure, he understood.]

Ah, so Coyotes are Mystery-Dogs. [No understanding.]

[Video]

[dotthedisconnect]

What? No.

[This is only going to get more frustrating, he can tell.]

[Video]

[rubber_pistol]

[There goes a finger--straight into his nostril.]

What a complex matter! So, you're a Mystery-Coyote and not a Mystery-Dog? Fickle!

[Video]

[dotthedisconnect]

I'm not fickle and there's not a mystery, you're just confused!

[He pinches his forehead.]

Look. I'll explain whatever it is that you want to know--slowly. Just stop. Making. Assumptions.

[Video]

[rubber_pistol]

Mrrrrmmm. [As far as anyone could tell, it was just a weird little noise of disappointment.]

I liked it better when you were a mystery-coyote.

Why can't you be that?

[Video]

[dotthedisconnect]

I was never a "mystery coyote," whatever the qualifiers for that status may even be.

Exactly who are you anyway?

[Video]

[rubber_pistol]

Shii shii shii, don't be a moron! Being a cool mystery coyote wouldn't be so bad!

Anyway, I'm Luffy!

[Video]

[dotthedisconnect]

M-moron?!

[Okay. Breathe. Slow breaths.]

Do you feel sufficiently informed about the operation of your communicator, or does this have to keep going?

[Video]

[rubber_pistol]

My communicator? [Luffy peered down, poking the starfish communicator he had tied to his shirt.]

Ah, my talking starfish? I know how to use it, yeah!

[Video]

[dotthedisconnect]

Good enough for me.

[Video]

[rubber_pistol]

Really?

Do you really like starfish?

[Video]

[dotthedisconnect]

[So close.]

Not particularly.

[Video]

[rubber_pistol]

You must be lying! Why else are you asking so many rude questions about mine?

[Video]

[dotthedisconnect]

Because it's a starfish communicator and you clearly didn't understand how to to operate it.