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Yo, Roxas!

[Axel calls out sometime later in the morning as he heads into the kitchen to search for something decent to eat. Huh. Now that he thinks about it, and now that he's looked in the fridge, it might be a good idea to go out and pick up more groceries today. ... That and maybe some new clothes. Finding nothing particularly interesting in the fridge in the end he just ends up snatching an apple then walks over down the hall towards Roxas' room.]

You up?

[accidental video | OPEN]

[The video starts out with a loud clatter when Axel's SFC hits the ground and after a moment of static it focuses on two people supposedly shuffling about somewhere in their apartment.

You can be pretty sure they're not dancing, though, because, really, what kind of dance would ever involve butt touching.

That's right. Axel and Roxas' asses have just joined forces.]

Hey, what gives?

[There's more shuffling as Roxas tries to get free, but the resulting butt dance just increases his embarrassment. He looks over his shoulder at Axel.]

W-what did you do?

What did I do? What did you do?

Nothing! I was just stepping out and--

[How did your butt get there??]

Well, get off, then!

[Axel tries to pull himself away by stepping forward, but that just looks like it'll drag Roxas along with him. That sure is what happens.]

I can't! You get off!

Tch. Right. Like I can either!

[And from here it's just two boys trying to pull apart as hard as they possibly can only to fail miserably. Someone tell them to stop before this Butt-of-War carries out for hours.]

((OOC: Replies may come from both Roxas and Axel!))

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[Kind of hard to miss all of that while you're attached to my butt, Roxas.]

And you still want to bother talking to him?

[Hard but not impossible! Oh man.]

I can't just ignore him.

[He sighs and then tries to look behind him. Just how in the heck are they stuck in the first place?]

Why not?

[Roxas isn't trying to look at Axel right now. But maybe we can shuffle over to the couch or something?]

Well- he's not gonna ignore me.

[First he needs to try and get down to snatch up his communicator. And speaking of that, Axel starts to move for it only to remember, oh, right, they're joined together.]

So what? He's just looking to find fun. Be bored all the time and he won't get that, you know?

[Woah, downward motion? Oh, the communicator. Roxas... starts to crouch down.]

And then he'll just find it with somebody else. [Like Sora. Or Rin. Or their friends.]

[Ok, we can do this, bro. He'll start moving at the same time as Roxas so they won't go toppling over.]

Well... then they'll just have to ignore him, too.

[Hrn, trying to concentrate here.]

[Slowly but surely... Man, this is so awkward.]

...I don't want to either.

[He'll just sigh at you and then reach over to pick up his SFC. Ok, now try to stand back up with me now, Roxas, here we go.]

There. Got it.

[Roxas just falls silent at that.

He does stand when he feels Axel start to, though. Getting up seems a little easier.]

[Once he's up he shuts off his communicator and then sets it aside on a nearby table. That done he'll try to walk off towards the living room... be careful not to trip, Roxas.]

[Walking backwards time, okay. There's some stumbling and maybe he grabs your arm once but so far we're managing to stay upright. Just don't break his concentration and we should be good.]

[Ok. Careful... careful... now they've gone through the door! That's a start, right?]

This is harder than it should be.

[Sure. We could even call it an accomplishment.]

I think we're getting it... [Maybe?]

Sort of.

[It's hard to not step on Roxas' heels or trip over himself if they happen to go too quickly. But eventually Axel reaches the couch and... has no idea how to sit on it. Excuse him while he just stares at it for a bit, Roxas.]

[After a bit Roxas peers around him at the couch. Well, first thing I think we need to turn sideways, bestie.]

I hope this doesn't last too long.

[Ok, time to shuffle. He tries to turn onto his side, but from there he still can't quite figure out how to get his feet up there. Should they jump? Or- Ugh, maybe sitting down wasn't such a bright idea.]

Did I hear someone tell you they were stuck for a couple hours or something?

Yeah. That wouldn't be too bad, right?

[You really want to just stand around? Roxas tries to shuffle a little closer to the couch. He's really not sure how this is going to happen either, but it will. Somehow.]

Mm. If that's really gonna be the case, then I guess I could handle it.

[Axel follows Roxas and but then pauses-]

... How exactly is this gonna work?

Um...

[Roxas leaaans over to grab the back of the couch for support and manages to get one foot up onto the cushion. Man, this is more awkward than he thought it would be.]

Hey, watch it.

[With Roxas leaning over Axel nearly trips over himself. Looking over his shoulder he can see what Roxas does, though, so he reaches out as well to mirror exactly what he's doing. They might not be the most comfortable sitting down for a while, but it migh be ten times better than standing around trying to do chores and stuff.]

Ok. On the count of three we'll push up and try to sit, got it?

Got it.

[He waits for Axel to make the count and then quickly clambers up onto the couch. Okay, he might have just half-fallen against the back of the couch, but the point is they made it, right?

Hopefully getting back off will be a lot easier...]

[fhldaskhfask Roxas.

Axel stumbles when Roxas falls over the couch a bit before he straightens up, settles down... then looks down at the cushions. Ok.]

All right, ease down, ok?

[Steady does it.]

[Shut up it's hard to be graceful when your butt is stuck to someone else's.

Okay. Sloooowly easing down onto the cushions. Got it.

...yeah, this still feels kind of uncomfortable but he's pretty sure anything will right now.]

[Ok, he'll follow you down there buddy and though it's not easy or completely comfortable Axel settles in then with a heavy sigh leans back to rest his head against Roxas'.]

Geez. What a bother, right?

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