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[shippingmath]

[Dirk is in front of what some might recognize as one of the Defense Force's tech division rooms when he turns on the SFC.]

Right. So a few of us have gotten together to make a database. We figured, since disappearances are so random, there's no point in relying on word of mouth to get information about this place around. We've got the basic facts, sure, but things like the hacked information, that's worth keeping around in its original form.

For those who haven't gotten the point yet, there's a database on the SFC now. Tech, Aizen, Denzel, Gale and I are maintaining it, but since we obviously haven't been here from the beginning, we can't be the only ones to list the info. If you have something relevant, send it in.

[At this point, he turns away from the camera, seemingly focusing his attention on another project.]

Unrelated- RL, if you think you are getting your wriggling day present a second before midnight, you are sadly mistaken. You are also similarly wrong if you think that I will accept booze as a present.

Comments

[kringlefuck]

Of course! Is it somebody I know? Wait a tic...
Hang on a moment... he's referring to you, isn't he!
Of course he is, I knew it all along. What are you, you're sixteen, right? It is the 3rd, isn't it? Or the 4th..? It's the 4th if I recall correctly!

_{[ He fidgets, then laughs to get some nerves out. ]}

Rox, congratulations! But god almighty, I don't know what to do for your birthday!

[oceanbreasts]

[ face, meet palm ]

Jake, sweetie, lemme just ask you something really quick...

Did you forget your own birthday?

[kringlefuck]

My birthday is.. December 1st! However, whence I first arrived here, I became confused of the date. Apparently it's not the same from where I came from!
Is the calendar date here saying it is December 3rd?

Holy moly! Now I'm just completely bumfuzzled!

[oceanbreasts]

Yup, sure is. Congratulations, you're older! Or... younger. I don't think I ever actually asked what you were doing when you got yanked here.

[kringlefuck]

We were creeping up on an especially important date for something or another, but I can't remember what it was for the life of me. Oh well!
I think.. I've been sixteen for awhile? Erm..

When I got here, you were with Miss J on her land and I was with Dirk. We had been at it for awhile doing all of this. Battling monsters and what not. Golly! It's been great, really.

[oceanbreasts]

Oh.

[ . . . ]

Yeah you're from like way the fuck ahead of where I was. Last I knew you were smoochin' some decapitated Strider head.

[ weirdo ]

Point is it's December now so I guess you can just like... choose if that makes you 17 or back to 16 again.

[kringlefuck]

That was a pure act of heroism and I elaborate on that in crucial detail and everything turns out fine!! Jesus christmas, is that where all of you lot are from?!

But... hah! Picking my own age; what a queer sort of situation!
You know I'd wanna be older than the rest!