[Video]

[shippingmath]

[Dirk is in front of what some might recognize as one of the Defense Force's tech division rooms when he turns on the SFC.]

Right. So a few of us have gotten together to make a database. We figured, since disappearances are so random, there's no point in relying on word of mouth to get information about this place around. We've got the basic facts, sure, but things like the hacked information, that's worth keeping around in its original form.

For those who haven't gotten the point yet, there's a database on the SFC now. Tech, Aizen, Denzel, Gale and I are maintaining it, but since we obviously haven't been here from the beginning, we can't be the only ones to list the info. If you have something relevant, send it in.

[At this point, he turns away from the camera, seemingly focusing his attention on another project.]

Unrelated- RL, if you think you are getting your wriggling day present a second before midnight, you are sadly mistaken. You are also similarly wrong if you think that I will accept booze as a present.

Comments

[VIDEO]

[shippingmath]

[He shrugs.]

Could be worse.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

... What? That's it? I mock you and that's all I get?

[VIDEO]

[shippingmath]

Sorry, bro. You'll have to do better at mocking me next time.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

Dude, you mock me all the time! I deserve more than this now that I have something to actually fight back with. And you can't tell me those pants aren't the dumbest god tier outfit there is.

[He has never seen bards or pages.]

[VIDEO]

[shippingmath]

I think I can, actually.

[Thank god for Gamzee.]

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

You can? How? What abomination exists out there that surpasses that?

[VIDEO]

[shippingmath]

You'll just have to wait and see.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

What the mind-churning heck does that mean?

[Fill him in, bro. He's lost.]

[VIDEO]

[shippingmath]

It means there's an outfit far more horrible than a pair of poofy shorts.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

... Okay, no, you're bullshitting me and I refuse to believe anything to the contrary. Nothing can be worse than that. I will not accept anything worse than that. This is some kind of awful trick to make me shudder over potential horrors, isn't it?

[VIDEO]

[shippingmath]

I reiterate. You'll just have to wait and see. You're already doing a good job shuddering over potential horrors, if I do say so myself.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

I'd sooner not see and be spared the potential horror source. God Tiers are useful and everything, but I would sooner have competent fighters who aren't running around like candy-colored eyesores to an ugly contest.