Death the Kid (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
symmetrophile) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
caughtinanetwork2012-12-16 01:15 pm
symmetrophile) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-12-16 01:15 pm
Entry tags:
[video]
In light of recent events, I'm postponing my proposed celebration on December 21st to the 27th.
Since this is no longer the last palindromic date of the year, the nature of the party will also change. Coincidentally, Yukio and Rin Okumura's birthdate falls on that day, so it's only prudent to call it a birthday party.
[Ladies and gentlemen, the most unsubtle suggestion to go cheer Rin up ever.
This announcement completed, all while in the impeccable, symmetrically arranged confines of Kid's room, the young grim reaper changes the subject, holding up a small box, and in his other hand appears to be the (gently wrinkled) precisely folded square of the wrapping paper that previously covered it.]
The second order of business has to do with this gift I discovered earlier.
[It's a gorgeously-crafted silver ring with an absolutely stunning (and rare) blue diamond. Kid looks none too pleased to be in possession of it, however.]
I'm afraid I must decline your proposal publicly, since you couldn't see fit to present your request in person.
[Guess who was too busy carefully preserving the wrapping paper as he unwrapped the present to notice the tag? THIS GUY.]
If you're willing to go this far, then offer me a matching set. Besides! [There's a loud thumping, as Kid is apparently stomping his foot in outrage.] You have the order all wrong!! I'm not the one who receives a ring!
Since this is no longer the last palindromic date of the year, the nature of the party will also change. Coincidentally, Yukio and Rin Okumura's birthdate falls on that day, so it's only prudent to call it a birthday party.
[Ladies and gentlemen, the most unsubtle suggestion to go cheer Rin up ever.
This announcement completed, all while in the impeccable, symmetrically arranged confines of Kid's room, the young grim reaper changes the subject, holding up a small box, and in his other hand appears to be the (gently wrinkled) precisely folded square of the wrapping paper that previously covered it.]
The second order of business has to do with this gift I discovered earlier.
[It's a gorgeously-crafted silver ring with an absolutely stunning (and rare) blue diamond. Kid looks none too pleased to be in possession of it, however.]
I'm afraid I must decline your proposal publicly, since you couldn't see fit to present your request in person.
[Guess who was too busy carefully preserving the wrapping paper as he unwrapped the present to notice the tag? THIS GUY.]
If you're willing to go this far, then offer me a matching set. Besides! [There's a loud thumping, as Kid is apparently stomping his foot in outrage.] You have the order all wrong!! I'm not the one who receives a ring!
no subject
no subject
I don't want to be a bride! I can't shirk my responsibilities as a grim reaper for something so frivolous!
no subject
[Is being a bride an occupation? Ah well, it doesn't matter.]
no subject
[Besides. Aren't married couples supposed to settle down and have children and oh god he is not EVER ready.]
no subject
no subject
Reapers are the ultimate authority entrusted with the task of overseeing the lives and deaths of all within their domain! If I were married, could I really say I am being just, without favoring any one being over another?
There must be a perfect balance! Be that as it may, caring about people isn't exactly the same thing as favoring them.