003 - [Video]

[makainoou]

Considering the natives' already weak grasp of the concept of property, I don't see why anyone should be surprised one of them went rooting through your crap. It's your own fault for not keeping better tabs on it.

[Like it wouldn't be easy to steal from Laharl while he was asleep.]

You know what bugs me about this place? The lack of corpses.

I've heard when we die here, we don't stay dead, but don't the locals at least kick it long enough to warrant some kind of funeral? Do they all get cremated? Or no, don't tell me, burial at sea is the way they go here. What a pain.

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[Private - Audio]

[makainoou]

Since when?

Well, you're asking the wrong guy.

[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

It might not seem like it here, but life actually means something and should be treated that way. All deaths should be honorable, even if the person isn't.

And killing someone over something meaningless is pretty uh, well, pretty lame.

[Private - Audio]

[makainoou]

Oh. You're one of those types.

Not all life is valuable. Most people just lead meaningless little lives that aren't any good to anyone. But at least killing them can be entertaining sometimes.

[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

I'm not exactly sure what you mean by that. But yeah, I guess I'm the type of person that tends to respect others. Even if they're pieces of shit.

Life is inherently valuable. People have to earn their own value, but the life they were given means something. If you kill them, you are wasting it, just like they are if they do nothing of value with what they got.

[Private - Audio]

[makainoou]

Respect has to be earned.

Some people just make better worm food.

[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

Not really, insects aren't exactly picky.

[Private - Audio]

[makainoou]

... Who cares if they are or not?

[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

Um, apparently you, it looks like.

[Private - Audio]

[makainoou]

You're the one who thinks corpses ought to get eaten by something.

[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

They should. But you said something about some people being better food for worms. So you apparently care about how people taste to worms. Or you uh, don't really think before you talk.

[Private - Audio]

[makainoou]

I meant they'd be better off dead than alive, genius. Is that clear enough for you?

[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

I know you did, I was actually trying to give you the benefit of the doubt though, 'cause I'm just that kind of guy.

[Private - Audio]

[makainoou]

I don't want the "benefit of the doubt." I'm not that kind of guy.

[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

Not what kind of guy?

[Private - Audio]

[makainoou]

A nice one.

[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

And why's that?

[Private - Audio]

[makainoou]

Why the hell would I want to be?

[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

Uh, I'm not you, so you have to tell me.

[Private - Audio]

[makainoou]

You want me to advocate something I don't believe in?

[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

Uh, heh, you don't-

Believe in being nice?

[Private - Audio]

[makainoou]

Not particularly.

[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

Why not? It's not really something you believe, it's uh, more just something you do. Like right now, you're being nice for keeping up this conversation with me.

[Private - Audio]

[makainoou]

L-like hell I am!

I'm only talking to you out of boredom!

[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

Heh, oh right, sorry.

[Private - Audio]

[makainoou]

And if you're going to be that ridiculous, I'm not bothering anymore.